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the batfam as quotes from my friend group

@thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends / thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends.tumblr.com

all true, 100% real quotes from me and my friends (we run this account together) this started as a joke and went too far. we answer asks sometimes as well!
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Babs to Stephanie after a rough™️ time.
Steph: I’m just sorry you all had to deal with that.
Babs: (Hand on shoulder, all compassion and seriousness) I would walk backwards into hell and fight the devil if you ask.
Jason to his Mcdonalds.
Jason: Aww yeah they gave me a large!
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Barbara: Yeah but Mike Love is a conservative and it’s like he’s ONE beach boy he isn’t THE beach boys.
Stephanie: Mike Love is such a porn star name.
Jason: Not in the 60’s it was probably a good stage name then.
Barbara: Michael Love is better than Mike Love.
Tim: His last name would be better as Hawk.
Jason: Mike Hawk (sounding like “my cock”).
Jason: I’ll fucking kill you.
(Barbara and Stephanie cackling in the background)
Jason: Can’t believe I fell for that.
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Stephanie: I’ll say it. I’m gonna say it.
Barbara: What?
Stephanie: If Dick was a Jane Austen character he would be Frank Churchill.
Barbara: You know what...
Barbara: Yeah.
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Barbara: [complaining about a gratuitous message from a stranger]
Barbara: [exasperated] The internet is pointless!
Jason:
Jason: Aiight. I'm gonna watch this TikTok.
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Barbara: If we were Game of Thrones characters...
Barbara: I think Bruce might be Lady Olenna, actually.
Stephanie:
Barbara: The lady that killed Joffrey.
Stephanie: Ohhhh. Gotcha.
Stephanie: Wait... then who's Margaery?
Barbara: [pauses]
Barbara: [laughs]
Barbara: [laughs some more]
Barbara: Dick. Dick is Margaery.
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Luke: The thing about Frankie that scares me is that I know she’s ready to physically hurt me any chance she gets. Luke: But you’re nicer than her, so I feel like you wouldn’t just attack me on a whim. Barbara: What is that supposed to mean? Luke: Like, I know you can kill me at any point. But I also know you’d be quick about it, so it’d be merciful and stuff. Barbara: [laughs] Luke: You could still kill me though. Don’t get me wrong. I’m well aware of that.

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Helena: Have you ever seen Crashbox? It's a show from when we were kids.
Helena: Here, here's one of their episodes.. it's a word scrambling puzzle.
Barbara: Alright.
Helena: Okay here's the--
Barbara: Ketchup.
Helena: Wow, alright. Well, what about--
Barbara: Astronaut.
Helena: Jesus Christ. Okay--
Barbara: Diaper.
Helena: Why are you so good at this?!
Barbara: These are fun, can we do more?
Helena: No!
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Stephanie: People are gonna be like, "Ohh... Miss Brown this, Miss Brown that."
Stephanie: And I'll say, "Please."
Stephanie: "Miss Brown is my father."
Barbara: [laughing]
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Luke: [playing a video game] Alright, all knowing Oracle.. where to next?
Barbara: [yawning] I don’t know.
Luke: You don’t know?!
Barbara: Why are you so excited about that?
Luke: I’ve just never heard you say that.
Barbara: Oh, my god.
Luke: Shh, wait. I want to remember this moment.
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Jason and Damian: *watching Supergirl, Manchester Black offers to help Kara*
Jason: And they both just lost someone!
Damian: Yea, but it’s gonna be just like Daredevil and Punisher, they’ll work together when it’s convenient but he’ll be too extreme for her in the end.
Jason: So does that make me Punisher and you Daredevil?
Damian: Yes. And Tim is Foggy.
Jason: HA HA... so Babs is definitely Jessica.
Damian: Hmm... yep.
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Stephanie: I’ve drank... so much water today.
Stephanie: And my lips are still chapped.
Barbara: That’s because your sick, Steph.
Stephanie: No, it’s not. That can’t be it.
Stephanie: It’s because God has forsaken me and left me to burn.
Barbara:
Barbara: Nope, I’m pretty positive that it’s because you’re sick.
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