#incorrect comics quotes – @thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends on Tumblr

Damian: Todd, what are you doing?

Jason: Creating an essence project.

Damian:... what?

Jason: Do you want to come stick your hand in?

Damian: No.

Dick: *from the other room* I’LL STICK MY HAND IN!

Dick: I just think it's really interesting that I don't see you for two weeks, and now you're slut-shaming me.

Jason:

Jason: Dick, let's get something straight: I have been slut-shaming you for much longer than that.

Jason and Tim: [making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other]

Dick: [from the other room] BOTH OF YOU, GO TO BED. NOW.

Jason: [slowly walks into the living room]

Dick:

Jason: [grabs his empty cups from the coffee table]

Dick:

Jason: [pauses in the doorway]

Jason: [holds out cup with his fingers submerged in water]

Jason: Want some water?

[Damian, taking the "Who is your godly parent?" quiz for Tim.]

Tim: What’d you say my greatest strength is, Damian?

Damian: [begrudgingly] That you’re a strategic thinker.

Tim: Ah yes… I do do that… heh, doodoo-

Damian: [lowering his voice to the lowest possible register] I’m gonna stab you.