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Jason: Do any of you guys know someone named Norm? I wanna know a norm.

Damian: No.

Tim: Nah.

Jason: I wanna meet a norm.

Tim: Wait - did you say Jamal?

Jason: WHAT?

Damian: How did you hear Jamal from Norm?

Tim: I don’t know!

Dick: When I was a kid my aunt dated a guy named Norm for awhile. I remember distinctly because I got in trouble from my mom because I said that he looked like the ring leader of a carnival.

Jason:

Dick: She said I can’t tell anyone, but that it was very funny.

Jason:

Tim:

Damian:

Dick: Huh. I didn’t realize I had repressed that memory.

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Jason: *leaves, already drunk, to buy more alcohol*

Jason: *returns from buying more alcohol* I HAVE NEWS. They were doing a wine tasting at the store… so I’ve had much. They kept giving me wine, and I kept taking it, and it was so good, so *looks at Dick* DO YOU WANT TO TRY THE WINE?

Dick: *also drunk* YES, I’LL TRY SOME RIGHT NOW

Damian: *Watching in horror…*

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Stephanie: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Damian: That’s a snake.

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[In the group text]

Stephanie: What are you guys doing?

Dick: Like in life in general or

Damian: Not much, why what’s up

Stephanie: Idk I’m bored playing AC

Damian: Assassins Creed?

Stephanie: Animals Creed

Damian: Lolol

Dick: Assassins Crossing

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Jason: Where is Tim? At the teen towers?

Dick: The what?

Damian: What did you say??

Dick: I hate that so much.

Damian: Coming to CW this fall, teen towers.

Dick: No!

Jason: It’s like the hype house with superheroes.

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Damian: Todd, what are you doing?

Jason: Creating an essence project.

Damian:... what?

Jason: Do you want to come stick your hand in?

Damian: No.

Dick: *from the other room* I’LL STICK MY HAND IN!

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Damian: Maybe tonight’s the night we finally beat the shit out of someone-

Jason: Damian, are you crying??

Tim: *walks across the platform to observe rats walking along the subway tracks*

Dick: *watching worriedly*

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Dick: Make an intelligence check for me.

[Jason frantically grabs his character sheet.]

Jason: Where is---I don't---

Jason: Why is there no intelligence here!

[Damian looks immediately to Dick.]

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Watchmen HBO: "Sugar causes tooth decay, and the big C."

Damian: 'The big C'?

Dick:

Dick: Caaaaaaaaan....cer.

Damian: [hysterically laughing]

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Dick: How late were you up last night?

Damian and Tim, in tandem: Me?

Dick, to Tim: No, not you. You stay up late all the time.

Dick, to Damian: You.

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Tim and Damian: [making loud gorilla noises at each other]

Dick: Not you, too...

Damian: I've always been like this.

Damian: Jon made me this way.

Dick: Jon is a mild-mannered, polite boy.

Dick: I refuse to believe that.

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Dick: [Facetiming Damian] Hey, buddy. Tim and I are at Taco Bell. Do you want anything?

Damian: Hmm...

Damian: [coughs directly into the microphone]

Dick:

Damian: Yes, I do.

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[Sounds of struggle from the other room.]

Dick:

[Damian waddles into the room, jeans pulled halfway up his leg over a pair of sweatpants. He lays down on the floor with his legs up in the air.]

Dick:

Damian: Grayson, help me.

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[Damian walks into the room with Jason's holsters, fully loaded with guns, clipped neatly on a hanger.]

Damian: :) Don't you just love this sight?

Tim: Uhhh...

Tim: ...aaaahhh.

Damian: :)

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Damian: [shining a light on the wall from his room into the living room]

Dick:

Damian: [doing shadow puppets in front of the light]

Dick: Damian, do your homework.

Damian: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

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[Damian, taking the "Who is your godly parent?" quiz for Tim.]

Tim: What’d you say my greatest strength is, Damian?

Damian: [begrudgingly] That you’re a strategic thinker.

Tim: Ah yes… I do do that… heh, doodoo-

Damian: [lowering his voice to the lowest possible register] I’m gonna stab you.

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Tim: Is 'waterboard' one word?

Dick: Yeah.

Tim: [text to Damian: 18:03] I'm going to waterboard you when you get back

Damian: [text to Tim: 18:03] You can try.