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the batfam as quotes from my friend group

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Jason: Do any of you guys know someone named Norm? I wanna know a norm.
Damian: No.
Tim: Nah.
Jason: I wanna meet a norm.
Tim: Wait - did you say Jamal?
Jason: WHAT?
Damian: How did you hear Jamal from Norm?
Tim: I don’t know!
Dick: When I was a kid my aunt dated a guy named Norm for awhile. I remember distinctly because I got in trouble from my mom because I said that he looked like the ring leader of a carnival.
Jason:
Dick: She said I can’t tell anyone, but that it was very funny.
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Dick: Huh. I didn’t realize I had repressed that memory.
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Anonymous asked:

Fav type of jacket

I think Varsity jackets are pretty cool. But I also really enjoy leather jackets... most jackets are good jackets.

-Dick 💙

Leather or jean jackets is the way to BE

-Jay❤️

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Anonymous asked:

Two trains are heading in opposite directions. Train A is traveling at 200km/hr. Train B is traveling at 137miles/hr. At what point are the trains so far away that they have become irrelevant?

At deez nuts

-Jay❤️

The moment they leave the station.

-Damian🖤

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What's the first thing you're going to do once quarantine is over?

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Definitely hug my family and friends. And go eat at a restaurant... I miss those.

-Dick 💙

There are personal things I will do first. Somewhere in the top five is to finish every video game I haven’t finished, because I left my console with the Titans and I miss them. The games, not the Titans.

-Damian🖤

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Oh believe me, they will. Jail time and fines for the lot of them.only problem is we suffer too. The lockdown is probably going to be extended further.

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Bro... that’s not the vibes. I’m so sorry for ya dude. Being in lockdown is the woooorrrrstttt

-Jay❤️

I’m not sure jail time is enough.

-Damian🖤

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Anonymous asked:

Wait are any of you quarantined together? How's that working out for you?

We are all completely apart. I will admit... it is affecting my productivity. Gotham isn’t the same when they’re in Bludhaven, and wherever the hell other two go.

-Damian🖤

😢

-Dick 💙

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Anonymous asked:

So um.... I totally didn't do this but uh... I've heard some people have been accidentally hugging inanimate objects out of habit. For example, and this is purely hypothetical, one might attempt to hug their laptop after saying goodnight to a loved one over the internet. Again, just a hypothetical. Totally didn't happen. But have any of you been dealing with physical affection withdraws?

Absolutely, 100% yes.

-Dick 💙

...maybe🙄

-Damian🖤

Hypothetically, one might cuddle a large blanket every night because they crave the physical affection of another human being... Idk who, but I bet someone out there is doing something like that

-Tim💛

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