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the batfam as quotes from my friend group

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all true, 100% real quotes from me and my friends (we run this account together) this started as a joke and went too far. we answer asks sometimes as well!
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Babs to Stephanie after a rough™️ time.
Steph: I’m just sorry you all had to deal with that.
Babs: (Hand on shoulder, all compassion and seriousness) I would walk backwards into hell and fight the devil if you ask.
Jason to his Mcdonalds.
Jason: Aww yeah they gave me a large!
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Tim: Truth or dare?
Dick: Truth.
Tim: Okay. How many teeth do you have?
Dick: A lot.
Tim: [cracks up]
Dick: What?! Do you know how many teeth you have?!
Tim: [laughing still] Yeah, 32!
Dick:
Dick: Nah, that seems low.
Tim: [cracks up again]
Dick: Gotta be at least 33.
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Jason: Do any of you guys know someone named Norm? I wanna know a norm.
Damian: No.
Tim: Nah.
Jason: I wanna meet a norm.
Tim: Wait - did you say Jamal?
Jason: WHAT?
Damian: How did you hear Jamal from Norm?
Tim: I don’t know!
Dick: When I was a kid my aunt dated a guy named Norm for awhile. I remember distinctly because I got in trouble from my mom because I said that he looked like the ring leader of a carnival.
Jason:
Dick: She said I can’t tell anyone, but that it was very funny.
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Dick: Huh. I didn’t realize I had repressed that memory.
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Jason: *leaves, already drunk, to buy more alcohol*
Jason: *returns from buying more alcohol* I HAVE NEWS. They were doing a wine tasting at the store… so I’ve had much. They kept giving me wine, and I kept taking it, and it was so good, so *looks at Dick* DO YOU WANT TO TRY THE WINE?
Dick: *also drunk* YES, I’LL TRY SOME RIGHT NOW
Damian: *Watching in horror…*
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Barbara: Yeah but Mike Love is a conservative and it’s like he’s ONE beach boy he isn’t THE beach boys.
Stephanie: Mike Love is such a porn star name.
Jason: Not in the 60’s it was probably a good stage name then.
Barbara: Michael Love is better than Mike Love.
Tim: His last name would be better as Hawk.
Jason: Mike Hawk (sounding like “my cock”).
Jason: I’ll fucking kill you.
(Barbara and Stephanie cackling in the background)
Jason: Can’t believe I fell for that.
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[In the group text]
Stephanie: What are you guys doing?
Dick: Like in life in general or
Damian: Not much, why what’s up
Stephanie: Idk I’m bored playing AC
Damian: Assassins Creed?
Stephanie: Animals Creed
Damian: Lolol
Dick: Assassins Crossing
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