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Lots of people in the comments claiming that Democrats weren’t going to do these things anyway, as if those aren’t the major goals of the party, and their most major recent achievements.

I’ve gotta say, if you believe that, and your grasp of the past 20 years of history is that weak, then maybe don’t speak in public until you brush up a bit.

ACA has been expanded in the past four years, lots more people are eligible now that weren’t; Trump is still promising to end it, to be replaced by his “concepts of a plan.” Student loan forgiveness has been a challenge but it has been moving ahead and Biden has been getting it done; he’s picked the Bush-era program back up that Trump dropped. Trump has even promised to dismantle the Department of Education, for crying out loud.

I am so fucking sick of Dems being blamed for things the Republicans have destroyed simply because we haven’t given them the votes to stop them.

And yes, people will die. Needless thousands of additional Americans died in Trump’s first term because of his bungling the pandemic response (dismantling the pandemic response agency, crippling the CDC, hoarding respirators so they’d kill more blue-staters, sending the early testing machines to Russia, etc) and more have died since due to his Supreme Court picks’ decision to not value mothers’ lives. More will die if the ACA is ended and the social net is cut.

But, as Adam Serwer so correctly pointed out years ago, the cruelty is the point. If you still can’t see that, and if you still think the parties are the same, I don’t have much hope for you.

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i’m having a stroke

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Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.

I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...

...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money

He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride

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okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

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