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mallowmaenad

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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vickipinz

no you're not going to be put into camps and enslaved. what's actually going to happen is there will be thousands more migrant queers from red states couchsurfing in the blue states, and there wont be enough people who can actually pay rent to go around. then we will all get even more addicted some arrested, to which that is when the slavery happens. but regardless of the election they're still going to be building condos over what remains of palestine using slave labor anyway

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themainspoon

I remember seeing images back in the day from a Japanese English textbook focused soley on how swearing and profanity work in English. It spread around a little because it contained many pictures of anime girls telling eachother to fuck off and calling things shit, but in otherwise weirdly formal English. I wish I could find it, but when I look it up none of the books that come up are the one I'm thinking of.

I found an image from it:

Using reverse image search I was able to find the cover on a Chinese form site called t17:

まりたん 集中 ドリル かいへい2ねんせいよう

Maritan syuucyuu doriru kaihei 2 nenseiyou.

Mari-tan's Focus Drills (for 2nd year students sailors*).

*full honesty I posted this completely forgetting to include the word sailor, this is my best guess as to where it would go in English, I'm still a learner and I'm far from fluent so take any translation I do with a big grain of salt.

Once you have the name finding shit is easy:

I also looked up Maritan in English and found this information on her:

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dashnite

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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toxic locked tomb crackships that deserve to be explored

  • babs/coronabeth (one-sided. uncomfortable. deeply unhealthy. they would have to keep it a secret because everyone thinks he’s her cavalier…. except he ISN’T her cavalier. and almost nobody knows. the scandal! the perceived taboo! the way corona would do zero work in the relationship! the way ianthe would murder him if she ever found out!!!)
  • judith/camilla (the ‘we’re both in love with other people but that’s a sore subject right now’ pity squad. and also they kiss each other about it)
  • marta/dulcinea (the soldier who’s never been allowed to stop and look at pretty things vs the pretty thing that keeps looking at her. two people who rejected the ones who could have been right for them and have to figure out whatever the hell you do next)
  • abigail/cytherea (the way abigial historicized and anthropologized cyth’s whole life and never realized that she had the real damn thing right in front of her. like finding a well-preserved fossil only to discover that the dinosaur that left it is still alive and right behind you. scholastic psychosexual murder-flavored bonding)
  • colum/mercymorn (the bred and built battery of the eighth and the mourning woman who created that culture finally meet. what happens next may shock you! [traumatized sex])
  • pash/harrow (harrowhark FINALLY decides to take a chance on someone who isn’t literally undead and it’s gideon’s COUSIN??? drama. intrigue. resentment. delicious)
  • admiral sarpedon/colum (duty-bound servants. scrunkly and normal-pilled. two inconsequential characters who frankly never leave my brain)
  • alecto/ianthe (i have zero textual basis i just think it would be pretty funny)
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Would-be serial killer with ADHD who just keeps putting it off for weeks and months and years and decades until he dies surrounded by loving friends and family he always meant to kill "tomorrow, for sure."

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I've been wondering about the tick thing being a myth. Is it just that possums don't eat that many ticks, or do they not eat ticks at all? Do we know how that myth got started?

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Good question and the origin of the myth actually started with a scientific paper.

The original study that started the claim that possums eat 5k ticks a season took several animal species from the wild, put tick larvae on them, counted how many they ate, and used those numbers to get an estimate of how many they could theoretically eat in the wild. The results of that paper were widely publicized and quickly spread as a reason to like possums.

However, newer studies, like this one, studied wild possum stomachs and found NO ticks in them at all. They also looked at the literature about possums and ticks and found that possums can carry ticks and that other studies of possum diets don't support them eating many at all. If they do eat ticks from grooming, the amount is a negligible part of their diet and maybe like a couple they eat from grooming themselves. They also found that the original study was highly flawed. The study didn't count how many tick larvae fell off the possums and assumed any that weren't on them were eaten. And that they based the estimates off of 100 tick larvae per species tested. The tick test was also done on possums in captivity, and animals in captivity act differently than those in the wild so they should not have just made the estimate and ran with it.

If you'd like an easier to read version of the newer study, this paper does a good job summarizing it.

Personally, I hate seeing the tick fact being spread around because of the idea that animals need to be useful to humans somehow to be worthy of life. I see stuff online frequently that people learn the debunked tick fact and use that as a reason to like possums. Even people saying that them supposedly eating ticks is reason enough to not outright kill them. But why do they need to be useful to us just to be appreciated? Possums are wonderful creatures and they don't need to eat ticks or whatever to be an important part of the ecosystem and admired for their unique characteristics.

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kittensnax

SHOUTOUT TO PRETTY BLUE STONES

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(THAT DUDE YOU KNOW FROM EVANGELION OR HOMESTUCK)

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!!! OH SHIT !!!

ITS MOTHERFUCKING TANZANITE

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