trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin

heres a little.. controversy

when your parents let you stay home instead of being forced to go out with them

https://instagram.com/p/BdhGNRJBOqI/

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

Why do women hate innovation?