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This image but it’s Little Baby Man Danny
Someone found this weird little guy (I’m thinking either Damian, Jason, or Selina even) and decided he was pet shaped and kept him.
I don’t know how that would work with his tail, but the mental image was too funny not to share.
Also wasn’t sure if anyone else had seen this and thought the same.
This is unfinished because I felt like I kept screwing up Jason’s characterisation a bit. Gotta work on that.
Jason glanced up at the clock hanging on the wall to his left, it’s was 2:57 on Halloween. His patrol wasn’t due to start for a few more hours, but something tugged at him that cause him to feel like something was going to happen. He wasn’t sure if it was a good or bad feeling just yet. He just knew that whatever is was put him on edge.
Another crack idea I had starring Ellie mistaking a batboy as her mother (Danny) (just an idea, not a fic sadly)
I started writing this and have no idea how to finish it or where to take it from here. I had an idea but lost it halfway through 😅
Valerie had had it with all of the ghosts in Amity. She could hardly sleep, was missing schools as a result because she was either too exhausted to stay awake long enough in class, or another ghost attack was forcing her to miss the entire period to go deal with that day’s trouble maker. Almost every part of her body hurt in one way or another. Bruises that should have faded by now but haven’t because every day she was out collecting more. She couldn’t blame Phantom either. He seemed just as tired and beat up as she was even with his healing factor.
Something something Danny learns that Jason died and crawled out of his own grave.
Danny, to Jason: You actually got a grave?
Jason: Why? You want one?
He doesn’t notice how this could potentially sound like a threat from an outsider’s perspective.
The way Danny's eyes get big and wet as he reverently whispers, "You'd give me a grave?" only fuels the misunderstanding.
Can't tell what i prefer more
Runaway street kid danny who heard rumours of him crawling out his own grave and just wondering if there is someone else like him and getting the kindest offer ever
Or
Adult danny, hearing one of the protectors of the city he's taking refuge say, quite frankly the most romantic think he's ever heard and just swooning
Either way is extremely emotional and Danny is no in love (platonically or romantically) with red hood.
He's his, he claimed him, no one can touch him, get away batman, that's his undead now.
Just, an itty bitty Danny, tiny and malnourished trying to fight batman for custody.
Or a grown man Danny ready to propose, looking for rings and planing the murder of the clown.
Throw in Jazz or Ellie, someone who knows about Danny
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today-”
“RED HOOD!” The bats descend on the scene before then. Red Hood and two other young woman are standing gathered around an open casket, the young man/boy from earlier laying inside with his arms crossed over his chest. He was still very much alive, given the rise and fall of his chest and then opening of his eyes upon their arrival.
Something something Danny learns that Jason died and crawled out of his own grave.
Danny, to Jason: You actually got a grave?
Jason: Why? You want one?
He doesn’t notice how this could potentially sound like a threat from an outsider’s perspective.
I have a list of prompts in my notes so sometimes I’ll write something relating to one so here this snippet from when I was trying to think of something for
Person A: Did you get my note?
Person B: Of course I got it. You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping.
Dick: Did you get my note?
Jason: Of course I got it. You taped it to my forehead when I was sleeping.
He’s just a little guy!!
nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
Bruce found a dead body 💀💀💀
(Inspired by: Malcolm in the Middle)
Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?
Jason* laughing* : Some what ?
Tim : Pespi .
Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.
Tim : That's what I said Pespi.
Tim : Pespi
Duke : Please would you...
Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi
Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.
Damian : Ambidextrous ?
Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !
Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !
Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.
