The Feast!

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Danny, now an adult, works as an engineer and tech developer for Wayne Enterprises. One day, he has to bring his daughter, Ellie, into work with him. Ellie’s school had been temporarily shut down after a rouge attack, and the campus isn’t yet safe for the students to return to.

Tim couldn't help himself if he tried. The tiny slip of a thing had not only snuck up on him?!? She had apparently also smuggled 20+ oranges in with her. The look on her Dad's face screamed resigned amusement. Everything about her screamed trouble. The good, fun and kind trouble of a young mischief maker. He knew his laughter was likely uncomfortably close to cackling right now. But she was the best thing he'd seen all month. Tim forced himself to slowly stop. Holding his stomach for a second he grinned at the child of an employee. Who seemed gleeful at the chaos she had created. Then he stuck out a hand. Chaos like this needed encouragement after all.

Tim: Well hello there mischief! I'm Tim, who are you and your Dad?

Ellie: I'm Ellie, and Papa is Danny. You should have an orange Mr Tim. You look tired. Snacks help!!

Tim: Thank you Ellie. It's kind of you to offer. So! What are you looking forward to this week? Other than feeding people oranges?

Ellie: Papa works on space machines! And he says there's videos to some of them!! which sounds amazing!!!!!

Tim: It is very cool. Did your Papa tell you why we have the videos?

Ellie: Papa says lotsa reasons? Early detection of stuff. In case machines get broken. To learn more about space! And cause they could so why not.

Tim: *treats ellie with respect, doesn't talk down to her, is delighted by her chaos, is Danny's age*

Danny: *having heart palpitations cause the guy is ALSO very hot* oh god oh no oh fuck oh shit *falls in love instantly*

Loving this so far but I have one very important question.

What about Dan?

Do we have an Uncle Dan who has been banned from babysitting Ellie because the last time ended with several felonies!

An Big Brother Dan who goes to a different school than Ellie and is very upset he doesn’t get to go to work with Danny?

Or a Baby Dan in some kind of high security daycare or spending time with Grandpa Frostbite/Clockpa/Pappy Pariah/Nona Pandora?

Each has its own potential.

For example….

We could have Uncle Dan babysit Ellie while Danny has Date Night with Tim. The two decide to spy on Danny’s date and run into the other bat sibs doing the same.

We could also have Big Bro Dan being super overprotective of Danny and tries to bite Tim who is having Damian flashbacks.

Or we could have Baby Dan using his apparent age to trick people into thinking he’s oh so innocent when he’s really Ellie’s mischief making sidekick/mastermind of behind all the chaos.

Ohhhh god I love the idea of Uncle Dan or Dan being Ellie’s big brother that goes to another school (and he couldn’t come to work bc he had an important test that day or something, otherwise Danny would have absolutely brought him along)

I had been trying to think of how to incorporate Dan when I first wrote the prompt but I couldn’t figure out how to work him in and now you’ve given me ideas.

I was also thinking of a fourth option: Danny is currently incubating Dan’s core after he was injured and had to revert in order to properly heal. And due to the extent of his injuries, neither Danny nor Frostbite are 100% sure how long Dan will need to heal. So imagine Danny and Tim finally start dating, and then, all of a sudden lil baby Dan pops out.

Either Danny can explain to Tim the truth. Or, Tim has convinced himself that Dan is his child now. He somehow indented Danny and now they have a baby brother for Ellie.

I love the idea of lil brother Dan, currently being babysat by Grampy Frostbite while Danny works. Because you know Ellie will tell everyone in the office about him. Has a picture of her holding him in her arms, grinning up at that camera with a gap in her front teeth. Baby Dan looks deeply disgruntled.

Tim: So, why didn't you bring your son too?

Ellie: Dante bites! Look I gotta picture!

*Shows picture of Dan hanging from a thugs arm as Danny tries to pry him loose. Then a second with a smug looking Dan with blood around his mouth, a bleeding thug in the background and a deeply designed Danny*

Danny: Yeah... I don't want him getting even more bloodthirsty. And he hates people cooing over him. Dante allows family near. Anyone else gets bitten.

Tim:... That is some impressive jaw strength for a toddler. No wonder he's at home.

Ellie: He's with Grampy F! Grampy is the best! He teaches me stuff all the time. I'm learning hunting soon!!!

Danny: Just promise not to practise on Gotham's wildlife... We don't know what's in it.

Tim: I agree with your Papa on that one. The local wildlife is NOT edible. And would definitely fight back.

Ellie: Ooh! Like Grampy Jack’s hotdogs!

Tim: wha-

The wildlife Ellie wants to hunt is Killer Croc/Waylon Jones. Because she’s decided that Waylon looks lonely. And he’s friend shaped. And Ellie is also friend shaped! It’s perfect!

(Of any of the vigilantes and friendly rouges with animal themes)

The Feast!

Inspired by this post

Danny, now an adult, works as an engineer and tech developer for Wayne Enterprises. One day, he has to bring his daughter, Ellie, into work with him. Ellie’s school had been temporarily shut down after a rouge attack, and the campus isn’t yet safe for the students to return to.

Tim couldn't help himself if he tried. The tiny slip of a thing had not only snuck up on him?!? She had apparently also smuggled 20+ oranges in with her. The look on her Dad's face screamed resigned amusement. Everything about her screamed trouble. The good, fun and kind trouble of a young mischief maker. He knew his laughter was likely uncomfortably close to cackling right now. But she was the best thing he'd seen all month. Tim forced himself to slowly stop. Holding his stomach for a second he grinned at the child of an employee. Who seemed gleeful at the chaos she had created. Then he stuck out a hand. Chaos like this needed encouragement after all.

Tim: Well hello there mischief! I'm Tim, who are you and your Dad?

Ellie: I'm Ellie, and Papa is Danny. You should have an orange Mr Tim. You look tired. Snacks help!!

Tim: Thank you Ellie. It's kind of you to offer. So! What are you looking forward to this week? Other than feeding people oranges?

Ellie: Papa works on space machines! And he says there's videos to some of them!! which sounds amazing!!!!!

Tim: It is very cool. Did your Papa tell you why we have the videos?

Ellie: Papa says lotsa reasons? Early detection of stuff. In case machines get broken. To learn more about space! And cause they could so why not.

Tim: *treats ellie with respect, doesn't talk down to her, is delighted by her chaos, is Danny's age*

Danny: *having heart palpitations cause the guy is ALSO very hot* oh god oh no oh fuck oh shit *falls in love instantly*

Loving this so far but I have one very important question.

What about Dan?

Do we have an Uncle Dan who has been banned from babysitting Ellie because the last time ended with several felonies!

An Big Brother Dan who goes to a different school than Ellie and is very upset he doesn’t get to go to work with Danny?

Or a Baby Dan in some kind of high security daycare or spending time with Grandpa Frostbite/Clockpa/Pappy Pariah/Nona Pandora?

Each has its own potential.

For example….

We could have Uncle Dan babysit Ellie while Danny has Date Night with Tim. The two decide to spy on Danny’s date and run into the other bat sibs doing the same.

We could also have Big Bro Dan being super overprotective of Danny and tries to bite Tim who is having Damian flashbacks.

Or we could have Baby Dan using his apparent age to trick people into thinking he’s oh so innocent when he’s really Ellie’s mischief making sidekick/mastermind of behind all the chaos.

Ohhhh god I love the idea of Uncle Dan or Dan being Ellie’s big brother that goes to another school (and he couldn’t come to work bc he had an important test that day or something, otherwise Danny would have absolutely brought him along)

I had been trying to think of how to incorporate Dan when I first wrote the prompt but I couldn’t figure out how to work him in and now you’ve given me ideas.

I was also thinking of a fourth option: Danny is currently incubating Dan’s core after he was injured and had to revert in order to properly heal. And due to the extent of his injuries, neither Danny nor Frostbite are 100% sure how long Dan will need to heal. So imagine Danny and Tim finally start dating, and then, all of a sudden lil baby Dan pops out.

Either Danny can explain to Tim the truth. Or, Tim has convinced himself that Dan is his child now. He somehow indented Danny and now they have a baby brother for Ellie.

Ti-MOTH-y

I had an idea but I don’t know what to do with it.

Basically Danny for whatever reason starts calling Tim ‘Moth’ instead. Because the word moth is in the name Timothy.

I don’t know why he’s doing it. Neither does Tim. Danny just noticed everyone called him Tim or some variant of that. Examples are: Timbit, Timbers, Timmy, etc

So, to be different, Danny just starts calling him Moth. Much to his and his family’s confusion.

I imagine Tim is not exactly annoyed by it - he thinks it's a bit funny, for the matter - but it does prompt him to commit to the bit.

So imagine Danny, as Phantom, glowing just slightly, and Tim, dressed up as the Mothman, following him and waving his hands around in a poor attempt at imitating flight.

Danny is laughing so hard he can't even fly.

Should the others know Danny is Phantom at this point? Or only Tim to maximise confusion?

Is the bit how they discover Danny’s identity? Because if this was how everyone else found out that would be hilarious. Especially if Phantom has been an enigma to the bats but then they see him absolutely lose it at Mothman Tim’s antics and laugh so hard he de-transforms.

Meanwhile Danny is like, “did I just find my soulmate?”

Delirious Mistakes

Another crack idea I had starring Ellie mistaking a batboy as her mother (Danny) (just an idea, not a fic sadly)

It had been a few months now since Ellie had last heard from Danny, let alone anyone from Amity. Her calls were being blocked, and she guessed that meant everyone within the city were likely unable to make outgoing calls either. Going this long without her mom template checking in on her was not only unusual but also very, very concerning. Especially knowing that Tucker should have been more than capable of getting around whatever security measures had been put up to block incoming calls like this. Whether this was the GIW or somebody else Ellie had no idea. She was completely in the dark and completely and utterly alone as she hunted any sliver of information she could find on the Amity situation.

Ti-MOTH-y

I had an idea but I don’t know what to do with it.

Basically Danny for whatever reason starts calling Tim ‘Moth’ instead. Because the word moth is in the name Timothy.

I don’t know why he’s doing it. Neither does Tim. Danny just noticed everyone called him Tim or some variant of that. Examples are: Timbit, Timbers, Timmy, etc

So, to be different, Danny just starts calling him Moth. Much to his and his family’s confusion.

What if he does this with everyone

Like....

Dick (Richard) becomes like Chad or something.

Jason could be Ace.

Cass (Cassandra) could be Andy.

Damian could be Ian.

Steph (Stephanie) could be Annie.

I think Alfred would be dismayed if Danny called him Fred or Freddy, so Alfred's the only one who still be called Al, Alfred, Alfie.

But what about Duke tho?

He can call Alfred “Alfredo Sauce”

He can call Duke “Earl”

These are all incredible and I’m cackling at ‘Alfredo Sauce’

I just wanted to add as well that now I’m imagining him purposefully misnaming all of th as vigilantes.

Batman gets called Robin

Robin gets Signal

Nightwing gets Batwoman

Black Bat gets Red Robin

Etc

All of this, with them only knowing Danny as a random, really weird civilian

Don’t leave this in the tags, this is hilarious!

Ti-MOTH-y

I had an idea but I don’t know what to do with it.

Basically Danny for whatever reason starts calling Tim ‘Moth’ instead. Because the word moth is in the name Timothy.

I don’t know why he’s doing it. Neither does Tim. Danny just noticed everyone called him Tim or some variant of that. Examples are: Timbit, Timbers, Timmy, etc

So, to be different, Danny just starts calling him Moth. Much to his and his family’s confusion.

What if he does this with everyone

Like....

Dick (Richard) becomes like Chad or something.

Jason could be Ace.

Cass (Cassandra) could be Andy.

Damian could be Ian.

Steph (Stephanie) could be Annie.

I think Alfred would be dismayed if Danny called him Fred or Freddy, so Alfred's the only one who still be called Al, Alfred, Alfie.

But what about Duke tho?

He can call Alfred “Alfredo Sauce”

He can call Duke “Earl”

These are all incredible and I’m cackling at ‘Alfredo Sauce’

I just wanted to add as well that now I’m imagining him purposefully misnaming all of th as vigilantes.

Batman gets called Robin

Robin gets Signal

Nightwing gets Batwoman

Black Bat gets Red Robin

Etc