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The Feast!

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Danny, now an adult, works as an engineer and tech developer for Wayne Enterprises. One day, he has to bring his daughter, Ellie, into work with him. Ellie’s school had been temporarily shut down after a rouge attack, and the campus isn’t yet safe for the students to return to.

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hdgnj

Tim couldn't help himself if he tried. The tiny slip of a thing had not only snuck up on him?!? She had apparently also smuggled 20+ oranges in with her. The look on her Dad's face screamed resigned amusement. Everything about her screamed trouble. The good, fun and kind trouble of a young mischief maker. He knew his laughter was likely uncomfortably close to cackling right now. But she was the best thing he'd seen all month. Tim forced himself to slowly stop. Holding his stomach for a second he grinned at the child of an employee. Who seemed gleeful at the chaos she had created. Then he stuck out a hand. Chaos like this needed encouragement after all.

Tim: Well hello there mischief! I'm Tim, who are you and your Dad?

Ellie: I'm Ellie, and Papa is Danny. You should have an orange Mr Tim. You look tired. Snacks help!!

Tim: Thank you Ellie. It's kind of you to offer. So! What are you looking forward to this week? Other than feeding people oranges?

Ellie: Papa works on space machines! And he says there's videos to some of them!! which sounds amazing!!!!!

Tim: It is very cool. Did your Papa tell you why we have the videos?

Ellie: Papa says lotsa reasons? Early detection of stuff. In case machines get broken. To learn more about space! And cause they could so why not.

Tim: *treats ellie with respect, doesn't talk down to her, is delighted by her chaos, is Danny's age*

Danny: *having heart palpitations cause the guy is ALSO very hot* oh god oh no oh fuck oh shit *falls in love instantly*

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mkarchin713

Loving this so far but I have one very important question.

What about Dan?

Do we have an Uncle Dan who has been banned from babysitting Ellie because the last time ended with several felonies!

An Big Brother Dan who goes to a different school than Ellie and is very upset he doesn’t get to go to work with Danny?

Or a Baby Dan in some kind of high security daycare or spending time with Grandpa Frostbite/Clockpa/Pappy Pariah/Nona Pandora?

Each has its own potential.

For example….

We could have Uncle Dan babysit Ellie while Danny has Date Night with Tim. The two decide to spy on Danny’s date and run into the other bat sibs doing the same.

We could also have Big Bro Dan being super overprotective of Danny and tries to bite Tim who is having Damian flashbacks.

Or we could have Baby Dan using his apparent age to trick people into thinking he’s oh so innocent when he’s really Ellie’s mischief making sidekick/mastermind of behind all the chaos.

Ohhhh god I love the idea of Uncle Dan or Dan being Ellie’s big brother that goes to another school (and he couldn’t come to work bc he had an important test that day or something, otherwise Danny would have absolutely brought him along)

I had been trying to think of how to incorporate Dan when I first wrote the prompt but I couldn’t figure out how to work him in and now you’ve given me ideas.

I was also thinking of a fourth option: Danny is currently incubating Dan’s core after he was injured and had to revert in order to properly heal. And due to the extent of his injuries, neither Danny nor Frostbite are 100% sure how long Dan will need to heal. So imagine Danny and Tim finally start dating, and then, all of a sudden lil baby Dan pops out.

Either Danny can explain to Tim the truth. Or, Tim has convinced himself that Dan is his child now. He somehow indented Danny and now they have a baby brother for Ellie.

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Anonymous asked:

Do you take asks/requests for prompts?

If so I’d love to see more Duke x Sam.

Maybe a continuation where Sam returns to Gotham to attend a protest and invites Duke along? But Duke needs to be there as Signal to make sure things don’t get violent because of counter-protesters? Could provide some delicious angst. 😋

And maybe Sam clocks Duke as a vigilante given her history with knowing Danny?

Hi! Yes I am more than happy to take asks/requests for prompts!

I’ve actually been meaning to write more for Gala Buddies! I’m just not as confident in Duke’s characterisation, so I was a bit nervous about accidentally writing him wrong as I don’t know as much about Signal as I do a lot of the other bats that tend to be more of a focus in fics and media.

But!

I absolutely love your idea, and I think that could be a fantastic way to have Sam clock him as a vigilante.

I had a few more ideas for Gala Buddies that would fit in between their first meeting and then Sam returning to Gotham, so I’ll try to get everything written down and in order.

The Ultraviolet ship needs more love and if I gotta write for it myself then I will.

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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elecilaombre

Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?

Jason* laughing* : Some what ?

Tim : Pespi .

Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.

Tim : That's what I said Pespi.

Tim : Pespi

Duke : Please would you...

Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi

Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.

Damian : Ambidextrous ?

Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !

Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !

Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.

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instead of telling the batfam he's alive again Jason just sneaks into the cave and starts reguarly changing the plaque on his memorial case to see how long it takes before anyone notices.

Dick, glancing at the case as he walks by: ok seriously who's doing this?! last week Jason's memorial plaque said 'I pissed in the ice maker two days ago' and now it says 'dicks the one who broke the golden vase'!
Tim: don't look at me, it said 'I still don't know what a post mortem is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask' a few days ago and I was so confused I got distracted on patrol and got shot in the arm
Dick: it's really starting to freak Bruce out, who could it be?
Damian, not looking up from the computer: it's Todd. I've been helping him sneak in every few days since he came back to Gotham.
Dick:
Tim:
Dick: what the FUCK are you TALKING about-
Tim: why the fuck-
Damian: I was told to partake in more 'child friendly activities'.
Dick & Tim:
Damian: I thought it was obviously Todd. Last month he changed it to 'btw I already tried, the costume doesn't fit anymore :(' who else would that be?
Dick: SOMEBODY WE DIDN'T THINK WAS DEAD?!?
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