Ad Astra Per Aspera/Through Hardship To The Stars

adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:

clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex

you've definitely heard this before but now you've heard it from me, someone who writes sans undertale porn, so you know it's legit

anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

If you're doing something you don't want your government to know about, turn off you phone and leave it at home. Print out a paper map if you must.

Seriously, deleting an ad ID is insufficient. Your phone can even be tracked if it's off!

Simply do not bring the "see your location at all times" device to places where you could be persecuted for going. No even if you think you know how to turn that functionality off. I promise you don't know enough about how to actually turn off every possible avenue through which this could happen, because the advice of everybody who does is "hahaha, no just leave the phone at home".

Dear passengers, please be advised that due to the rain, the airport is wet.

Thanks to Terminal 2's micro climate it is still raining inside, even though it stopped outside!

Isn't that cool?

oh my fucking god

If you have the time and flexibility, you can also try out libreoffice.

Just did this on November 14th, 2024, so this is very current!

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

leabe me alonne

btw ^ jerod impichchaachaaha tate Just (oct 27, 2024) released an opera fully in chickasaw about one of our nations legends

my (now passed) grandmother was personal friends with him and hes who found our house name actually and she used to sing in the canterbury group. she wouldve been so happy to see this happen and be a part of it

i really want to show modern things to historical people, not because it would kill them but because i think they'd find it interesting. like i'm pretty sure an ancient roman guy would like watching naruto.

i want to make a medieval european peasant a nice cup of hot chocolate. surprise a medieval nomadic herder in the sahara with some ice cream. take an ancient egyptian out to a cat café. give a phoenician a bottle of tokaji wine. take a guy from the mongol empire to watch dune on widescreen with a bag of popcorn. i just think they'd enjoy it.

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

a co máte v plánu vy?

that's fucking hilarious holy shit