THANK YOU, VIN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING
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Tommy Lasorda is my favorite person.
Maybe next year we'll fix our bullpen
Dodger fans, every year. Every. Single. Year.
A REALITY WHERE SOMEONE CAN FINISH WITH A 1.66 ERA, A .864 W/L%, AND A .844 WHIP AND NOT WIN A CY YOUNG IS NOT A REALITY I AM INTERESTED IN LIVING IN.
DAMN IT, DODGERS, PAY THE MAN.
IF YOU PEOPLE LOSE ZACK GREINKE BECAUSE YOU’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO START PENNY-PINCHING YOUR ENORMOUS PAYROLL, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
KERSHAW HAS SPOKEN. HE WANTS GREINKE BACK.
That inning was so calming. It was so nice.
NOW SCORE SOME RUNS.
OH LOOK! WE'RE GOING TO THE BULLPEN! THE GAME IS SAVED!!!
NO DODGER FAN, EVER
I’m frustrated, because starting Kershaw on short rest in the PostSeason has usually not gone well for us, but then I look at our options for starters tonight:
1.) Kershaw on short rest
That’s it. That’s our options.
How to win:
- HIT THE GODDAMN BASEBALL
Let’s fucking DO THIS SHIT
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WE FINALLY WON IN AT&T PARK!!!!!
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The boos of SF fans:
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Dear Dodgers,
This is not how you win a division.
Sincerely,