If you die in California you respawn at an In-N-Out

the thing i love most about the newsies fandom is that, no matter what cast you like better, we all love ben fankhauser unconditionally

what will i ever need to use physics for

oh ok

The best part of this is that non hockey fans would be like ‘wtf is an octopus doing on the ice’ but hockey fans are like ‘oh, its a red wings game’.

that moment when the orchestra starts playing the most difficult bit and everyone starts screaming

THE FLAUTIST LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE LAUGHING, ENJOYING THE SUFFERING OF THE OTHERS.

omg

Of course they are, when the flute finally doesn’t have the hard melody part they find it fun to laugh at those that do

high notes can smell fear so you aint gonna be able to play them well unless you act like its no big deal

I can’t wait til hockey comes back so I can remember why I hate everyone I’ve grown immune to in the offseason

how can anyone dislike harry james potter he discovered he could talk to snakes and his first reaction was to make small talk 

if u live in america you know that the fourth of july actually lasts for two months

and i just heard my first fireworks two minutes ago so i’m here to tell you America Season has started

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

A rare picture of me practicing

PIC OF ME AFTER THE PARTY LAST NIGHT

A rare picture of a trumpet exactly where it belongs.

When your stand partner comes in too early.