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It's Beautiful, & So Are You

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Kings Hockey, Dbacks & Dodger Baseball, Sister of Alpha Xi Delta. Seasonal Intern, Full-Time Sports Nut.
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almost 5 years in hockey fandom and I still haven’t get used to the fact that terribly big amount of NHL players are fuckboys/cheaters who don’t know what AIDS is or what does sentence “don’t sleep with a girl unless you don’t love her” mean. 

“who don’t know what AIDS is” this post is terrible. please rethink this. the amount of slut shaming and judgment of how other people express sexuality is disgusting. “nhl players are cheaters” yo don’t know how their relationship works. save the cheating discussion for their girlfriend or wife. seriously.

Also they don’t have to be in love with the person they sleep with as long as all parties are informed and consenting. 

As long as their sex lives are legal and consenting, they’re really not any of our business as fans.

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It may be because I'm so new to hockey but intermission interviews feel really pointless to me

Interviewer: So you guys were hockeying pretty hard out there but the other team is hockeying as well. How are you going to hockey all the hockey?
Breathless, exhausted player :Yeah we're hockeying hard but the other team is also hockeying hard. To hockey all the hockey we're going to have to hockey even harder until we hockey the hardest.
Interviewer: Thank you and good luck with the hockey.
Breathless, exhausted player : You're welcome (Oh thank god i can go now)
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Reblog this post and add your favorite thing you've ever heard a hockey announcer say

I’m gonna start this off with ‘double bennetration’

Here comes mackinnon he can really scoot

about Ekblad: “he is a big strong hairy man”

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savedbyprice

“Head coach Michel Therrien, who would not win a popularity contest against PK Subban”

Does watching Edzo draw houses during gameplay count??

“Benn and Subban hook up as the Preds host the Stars.”

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feydir

“If he doesn’t penetrate, he won’t score!”

“He’s never made the playoffs so when he retires, I’m not sure he can say ‘I just want to spend time with my family’”

-Bob Miller

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