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Soundwave: Superior

@the-silent-troll / the-silent-troll.tumblr.com

"Soundwave. Communications Officer. Decepticon TIC. Master of trolls. Kneel. :)"
Current status: Aboard Osiris station.
Relationship Status: Single.
M!A Status: none
tracktag: #thesilenttroll
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"Hi Soundwave! How are you?"

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/Hello. He is doing quite well. He thanks you for asking, Megatron./

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“I’m very glad to hear that!” Megatron smiles to Soundwave brightly.

Soundwave had just been about to ignore all other conversation and continue data mining when he remembered he was attempting to improve his social relations.

/Ah. And how are you, Megatron?/

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//hacking into your browsers configuration and putting webP image files to false. skills.

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Megatron but not. This mech is too nice. You confuse him.

  • Current impression:  

Too nice. Too nice. Abort. ABORT. System error. He will combust from praise.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

Yes. It is safe to say Soundwave has an unhealthy obsession with all Megatrons.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

So much praise is going to kill Soundwave from embarrassment. He fears how unabashed Megatron is by being so forward.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse: 

Megatron is not adorable. Excuse you have you seen his back, his thighs, his shoulders, his pedes, his aft--

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: 

Yes. This universe needed more mechs like Megatron.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: 

Yes.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours

Flatterer.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

No. Never. To even think he would attempt such a thing is--

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

Yes.

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Anonymous asked:

✵ RewindBeforeReturn

Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Small and hurt. Protective carrier coding in overdrive.

  • Current impression:  

Small and hurt. Protective carrier coding in overdrive. Still hurting, but believes they will be okay in time.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

No? He is too busy being a mother hen.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

That he may give in to trauma. He does not wish to see another life wasted.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse: 

Small and wants cuddles. I sense a theme here.

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: 

Yes. He already considers Rewind a part of his small family.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: 

Platonically. Rewind deserves adoration after their suffering.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours

Precious.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

No.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

Unlimited hugs. Kisses? Perhaps not.

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Ew. Organic. Get it away.

  • Current impression:  

This is a weird space alien version of organics. This one is not as gross as he had first assumed. And it has magic? Soundwave is bemused.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

No. He is not attracted to those not of his race.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

He is not afraid, but he is cautious. He does not know the limits of this one’s abilities.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse: 

Their laugh. Such a small creature who laughs when confronted with his own race is a bit adorable.

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: 

Undecided. He has not thought too deeply into their relationship. At this point it is more an acquaintance then a friendship.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: 

Platonically perhaps. He gets squeamish when too close to small organics.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours

Silly.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

No. If he attempted it he may accidentally squish it, and that would be bad.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

No. Squishy.

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Small and fragile. You were not on his threat matrix.

  • Current impression:  

Small and adorable. Included in Soundwave’s list of “must protect”.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

No. Wheatbee is...no.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

Nothing. An organic fly is more threatening.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse: 

His small size and rotund features.

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: 

Yes. Wheatbee is in the “must protect” list.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: 

He would not call it a date. An outing would be more fitting.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours

Cute.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

Anyone who slaps Wheatbee deserves to die.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

Hugs yes, kisses no.

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Shy and timid, but he knew there was a good and courageous spark beneath that exterior.

  • Current impression:  

Much the same as the initial impression, but now he also feels protective of Orion. He had good memories of the one he knew in his own past.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

Soundwave is uncomfortable admitting it, but yes. Orion had always been a pretty much, now and in the past. It had always been an after thought though. He had been too focused on Megatron at the time to pay much notice.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

Nothing about Orion is frightening. He is precious and must be protected.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse:  

Everything? Optics, smile, nervous demeanor, etc.

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

Yes. While Soundwave attempted very much to offline Optimus Prime during the war, he would always look out for the best interest of his old friend Orion Pax. He firmly believed Orion was a much better mech at spark then he ever could be.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

Yes. Orion deserves to be doted on.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours:  

Precious.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

No. Never.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

Yes to both.

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((heads up. our internet finally cut out cause we decided not to pay it this month to save money, so I’ll mostly just be on my phone. I have a hotspot on my cell so I can use it occasionally, but not much. P: just means limited editing for replies lol.))

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Unhinged. The reports he had received about this mech had supported this much.

  • Current impression:  

Unorthodox, but fun to be around. He has established quite a good rapport with this mech. Would playful teasing be an accurate description?

  • Are they attracted to your muse?:  

Perhaps. Seeker frames are naturally appealing in nature and Soundwave is not blind.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

The ability to just one day go off the deep end and possibly threaten him with a chainsaw.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse:  

What was the term humans used? Tsundere?

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

He considers Pharma a friend. And he would sacrifice himself for the well being of any friend.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

Platonic perhaps. He feels like any attempt at a romantic date would end in awkwardness.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours:  

Tsundere.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

Yes. Half of the time the doctor may need it.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

Hug, if the situation called for it. Kiss? This would feel awkward.

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Small. Timid. You are not a threat.

  • Current impression:  

Interesting. He is curious as to why you defected from the Decepticons. He also feels a bit protective of small things.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

No. You are still an unknown.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

Nothing. He had no doubt he would easy tip you over with a simple push.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse: 

Their height. It is quite amusing to have a small mech pout up at you.

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: 

Unlikely. Perhaps he would attempt to save you, but he would likely not sacrifice himself in your place.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: 

No. They have only just met.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours

Tiny.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

No. He would feel quite guilty.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

Not at the current stage in their relationship.

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Anonymous asked:

✵ [[staarscreamxr]]

Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Ambitious. Narcissistic. Foolish. He kept close watch on your activities during the war. He could not allow your ambition to endanger his Lord.

  • Current impression:  

Ambitious. Narcissistic. Unsure of how to interact with Starscream outside of chain of command now that war is over. Wants to attempt trust, however number of attempted betrayals against Megatron keeps him from initiating contact.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

Of course not. Who isn’t attracted to Starscream? His frame is quite pleasing to the optic.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

A sparkling is more threatening than Starscream.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse: 

When they are flushed from embarrassment.

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: 

As their relationship is now? No. Starscream often digs his own grave, he sees no reason to save him from it.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: 

No. Any date with Starscream would be laced with ulterior motive.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours

Incompetent.

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

Yes. Not unprompted, however. Only if he was personally offended. Or if it had comedic value.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

No. Again. Ulterior motive. Or possible dagger in the back.

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

  • Their first impression of your muse:

Smokescreen: Autobot scout. Threat level: low. He considered you more of a nuisance than a worthy opponent.

  • Current impression:  

Smokescreen: Autobot scout. Threat level: medium. Has proven creative and unpredictable in battle. A hard enemy to pin down. He also considers you one of his most trusted friends.

  • Are they attracted to your muse?: 

Soundwave was not initially, but the longer he is around you the more things he notices about your frame and character. He considers you pleasing to look at.

  • Something they find frightening about your muse:

The unpredictability. He is still not sure to this day whether the obliviousness is a character trait or an act. If it is an act he fears what you are really thinking beneath the mask.

  • Something they find adorable about your muse: 

His dumb smile.

  • Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: 

Soundwave is a loyal friend.  If it came down to it, he would make sure everyone got out alive before he did. Smokescreen had many who would miss him.

  • Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: 

Soundwave believes Smokescreen to be the type to adore and spoil their partner. It would be far too indulgent and Soundwave did not know how he would handle a serious date. But he would enjoy it none the less, so yes.

  • One word my muse would use to describe yours

...must he choose one? Cheeky, insufferable, loyal, energetic, honest, handsome?

  • Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

No. It would be like kicking a puppy.

  • Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

Would? He recalls they have done both already.

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Ship in Distress

Soundwave stood in the bridge, cataloguing all of the foreign elements he could find on the ship. It was rare he encountered something he had no information on. He would have to spend time researching this race.

/Would you prefer staying aboard the ship, or accompanying him back to the station while it is being towed?/

He was still scanning the ship when he sensed more life forms besides Devision and himself.

/Query: other occupants?/

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