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The Semicolonoscopy

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Teppy; she/her. This is a catchall for my current pop culture obsessions, along with feminism, mental health, neurodiversity, random animals, and odds and ends from the inside of my brain.
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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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humanjeff

terrible news everyone

perhaps i judged too quickly

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doubleca5t

Because I'm a Bengals fan, I can tell you that last quote is about the Bengals losing to the Browns, and it's fucking HILARIOUS.

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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

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reverendyoda

Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

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embervoices

(There is a lot more. Rather than give you all the images, I've copied the full text below.)

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snailchimera
  1. This is actually the most hopeful thing I've read since the election. It's hard to believe we'll all be okay just because we're full of spite or we're on the right side of history. It's easy to believe Trump and his administration is a pile of venomous bucket crabs in clownshoes.
  2. Take that part about grifters and amateur analysts on the left seriously. Scam artists take advantage of panic and desperation, and a lot of us are feeling panicked and desperate. Also, when people are panicked and desperate, their critical thinking skills suck and they don't necessarily come to logical conclusions even when doing their best. God knows I've fallen for scams and dramatic worst case scenarios. The most important thing is to check your sources and be suspicious of dramatic appeals to emotion (though dramatic appeals to emotion don't mean something is false, either).
  3. Isolation fries your brain. I know there are lots of ways to wind up trapped in an isolating situation, but reach out to other people- preferably multiple groups of other people- any way you can. Volunteering is a good way to do this.
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kedreeva

There are good things in this world still

Today my dad took me to get feed for the birds for the winter, and told me stories about growing up, and talked about airplanes, and pointed out landmarks from the area he grew up in as we passed. It was really nice to get to spend some time with him.

Today, I ate a little sweet dessert, given to me by my neighbor, who received it from his neighbor, who was given it as a wedding favor. There was a small lemon cake I shared with Bug, and an incredibly delicious little chocolate-strawberry mousse thing that I did not.

Today, I ate a really good salad.

Today, I played Pokemon GO with my dad, and caught a Lugia for the first time.

There are still good things in this world. Sometimes they are very small, and they are still worth fighting for. I'm inviting you to share your good things with each other by reblogging this and adding them, or checking the notes if you need a reminder.

The other day I made a batch of copycat Starbucks egg bites and had 2 for breakfast today. They are super tasty and so easy to grab out of the fridge for breakfast and toss in the microwave because I am lazy but need protein.

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ladytron

you can stand inside of a song and walk around in it if you’d like

This is exactly how I feel about really good written fiction (fanfic and professional fiction). Like I can climb down the lines of text into the story and walk around.

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