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Tumblr terminated old account for no reason but I'm fucking back banner art is a commission by @heirs-furry-art-blog
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I've had the splatoon brainrot for weeks now, and so in an effort to get it out of my head (it will fail), I have decided to make an actual post for the first time in who knows how long

SO, here is my Splatoon 3 character:

Octavia

AKA Grape AKA New Agent 3/Neo

Octoling, Splatana Wiper main, Preferred Ink Color Grape Purple

Generally calm and serious, but she does have an interest in Splatlands culture and history, and she's very fond of Tableturf Battle

-Hailing from the domes, she came to the surface after Splatoon 2, having volunteered to 'migrate' to the surface after a string of dome failures, caused by a lack of resources, lead to a housing crisis for the remaining Octarians (Resources were diverted to other domes in order to repair critical damages caused by Agents 3 and 4)

-No relation to Octavio, Octavia is just the feminine form of Octavio, and is a relatively common name

-Decided to make her way to the Splatlands instead of Inkopolis after leaving, in order to avoid running into an old friend who deserted after the Calamari Inkantation

-Said old friend is Agent 8, who only vaguely remembers having had a close friend in her unit, and that they had an argument/fight when Eight deserted

-While traveling towards the Splatlands, Octavia found the wandering Little Buddy, and they decided to travel together and became close friends

-After reaching Splatsville she started doing Turf Wars to save up for an apartment in the city instead of a tent out in the Splatlands

-Eventually, after a discussion with Little Buddy about Salmonid culture and their opinion on Grizzco, Octavia decided to start working at Grizzco with Little Buddy's blessing

Splatoon 3 Return of the Mammalians spoilers below

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pancakes are made of eggs omfg

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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systlin

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

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im-illegal

ye I used to own chickens and sometimes we’d just throw some eggs into the coop over the fence and they went at it

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truth

The sort of person who says “facts don’t care about your feelings” would make an atrocious diplomat. News flash: international politics involves a lot of emotion and psychology.

Plus, the thing which should be obvious, yet is often missed, is logic on its own can’t make any decisions. Logic needs a goal, priorities, etc, before it is even useable.

It’s never really just “ the logical decision is this”. It’s always “given aims X and Facts Y, the logical decision is this”.

Logic is a decision making, truth finding tool. But you can’t get an answer without first having a question.

You can find the question without whining though.

Global warming is an issue, studies show that, let’s work on it. There we go, no emotions needed.

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Flash #764 (2020)

are you sure yall can handle that?

ok then… this one is on yall

i think i need to apologize to op for this being the runaway viral hit on their blog.

anyways guess what post has been getting notes again

like five edits ago

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The games industry is fucking doomed at this rate. This is an INSANE direction to take Subnautica, the amazing single-player survival game.

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traycakes
Developer Unknown Worlds, however, quickly clarified in a blog post, insisting that it's, in fact, "not multiplayer-focused," and explained the "games-as-a-service" aspect.
"In reference to 'Games-as-a-Service,' we simply plan to continually update the game for many years to come, just like the previous two Subnautica games," it wrote. "Think our Early Access update model, expanded. No season passes. No battle passes. No subscription." The developer added that it is "not multiplayer-focused. Co-op will be an entirely optional way to play the game. You’ll be able to enjoy the game as a single-player."

Publisher went mental on the marketing buzzword front, holy shit.

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works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:

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wukker

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it's real useful 🙏

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It is insane to me that timestamps are optional on this webbed site. A major context clue is just opt in so I’ll reblog something from four years ago and people think it’s happening right just now like babe. Enable your timestamps. Why are you stumbling through the world with one eye closed?

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mxtomituck

Wait how. I thought they just got rid of them????

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tuulikki

Genuinely timestamps unlock some of the best experiences on this website. You get to see majestically ancient shitposts still circulating, still funny, and appreciate that this shit was funny in 2014 and is funny now. And you get to see people flip their lids over nonsense that got resolved five years ago.

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Okay the Undertale/Deltarune hype is real right now SO, friendly reminders THAT:

-You can find Clam Girl in Waterfall (in UT) at/between fun values 80-89 and her text is this:

-That, upon speaking to her, the text of Sans’s photo album in his lab behind his and Papyrus’s house changes from “a bunch of people you don’t recognize” to this:

-And finally, that ONLY in the Nintendo Switch version of the game (released in September of 2018) and ONLY at fun value 81, Clam Girl becomes a goner in the True Pacifist ending, saying this during her last encounter:

“So you never met my neighbor’s daughter. But please don’t despair. Because the time that you will meet her…

… is fast approaching.”

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