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go white boy goooo
no white boy not like that
white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that
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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly
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You know I'm against pointless gendering in general. However I will confess I have recently found myself in the company of a female dog & I'm having way too much fun being like She's a Girl 💃❤💅🌸 but in my defense this is largely because of her personality specifically. Very demure very mindful. I keep doing like a rupaul voice at her
I'm turning in my anarchoqueer card. Sorry everyone. This dog has gender roles. What happened to the strength of my convictions
This might not even be my dog I just found her the other day so we're still looking for previous owners. But I've been calling her dolly. As in miss parton. My cunty slay dog. The other kind of fierce pitbull
To elaborate on what I mean by this dog's personality specifically
- She's So friendly. Already very affectionate after knowing me for like 2 days
- She's very Polite she's like quiet and dainty. She's one of those dogs that take treats from your hand Gently. She has not barked once yet. Walks really well on a leash
- Despite being Polite she is also dramatic about not getting what she wants (i.e. your food). She begs for anything you're eating but especially cheese & will lie down and Sigh when you don't share. She acts like she has never eaten before (this is not true)
- However, at the same time, she is picky. She doesn't like healthy food (the fancy grain free kibble we already had for my old dog with health issues) she wants Cheese Burger. The compromise for now is regular kibble
- Not a personality trait but she's also kinda fat & I didn't notice at first because she's that shape with the broad chest / thin waist but if you touch her side you like can't feel her ribs so she is Overweight. She's just snatched. She's busty
- She doesn't want the 3x daily walks Old Dog was having. She loves Couch Time. She has ok energy because she's like young and otherwise healthy she's just Not Used To Exercise
And of course here is the girl in question
[ID: two photos of a grey-brown pitbull with some white on her chest and toes. In the front she's standing in the driver's seat of a car, without a collar, and in the second she's lying on her back showing her belly in the backseat of a car, wearing a collar and pink harness. She has her head pressed against my (the photographer's) hip. /end ID]
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It *so* is.
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! <3
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Im like if an unemployed person had a job
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beatles biopics are impossible because that is the weirdest, most unique looking quartet of men on the planet. the best depiction will always be a cartoon
no actors could be as accurate as stuff like this
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fallout new vegas is actually the best game of all time because it’s the only one where you can give jackoff advice to a robot. objectum win
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i led an all-ages hike today for our local Pride organization (which was great!) & there was a 6-year-old on the hike who was super engaged in all my little Naturalist spiels until the very end nearly two hours into the hike as we approached the end of the trail & he became tired and a little over it. I fell to the back to make sure we had everyone & he was at the end of the line with his mom and he stopped suddenly in the middle of the trail and put out his little arm so I bumped into it and I stopped and he said “you can’t come with us.” I said, “you’re leaving me here?!” He said, “you’re for the forest.” I said, “what have I done to you today to deserve this abandonment,” and he said, “it’s not like that.” I said, “oh, like I shouldn’t take it personally?” And he said, verbatim, “yeah, like…don’t make it a thing.”
I’m only able to tell you all this because his mom, in her infinite mercy, told him to keep walking and let me go. I’d still be in that forest.
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also
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fish guys: job interview