Space: The Final Pugtier

let the man in your mouth also open his mouth kaiman

POV: you are a cool-looking bug

Vergil not knowing how to do small talk but rlly want to is what I live for.

has this been done yet  uncle Dante out to protect his nephew

tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like

@wayneradiotv

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

this makes me laugh every year

Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Customer: Is that good?

Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.

dante is kind of like joe camel’s humansona

And here’s Dante for the Castlevania AU ⚔️ Prints will be available soon!

POV: you’re a frozen lasagna in the oven 

I need y’all to know that I’ve sold multiple copies of Death Stranding to mothers who are buying it because Norman Reedus and/or Mads Mikkelsen are “sexy as hell” but otherwise don’t play video games and are planning to steal the PlayStation from their husbands for a week, and I truly love and support every single one of them in the quest to live their best lives

God you’re so right @maeborowski

Why is this so funny to me

If fear was a song

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

Wow non states people only know like 4 states

No, they pretty much nailed it.