star wars spoilers

yoda is straight chillin

I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….

You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.

You’re doing gods work

what's up I fucking despise the way we as a society have normalized caffeine addiction

capitalism: it's literally impossible to both earn enough to support yourself and take proper care of your health let alone engage in hobbies all at once but good news! your desperation to relieve yourself of the exhaustion we forced on you creates demand for an unregulated mildly addictive drug!

how many times have you heard someone say they get "the WORST headache if they don't get their morning coffee lol" like its a normal thing and not literal withdrawal

nov 5 and june 24 are somehow both equal and opposite

i think it's important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

me every fall

Impeachment... 2!

You guys can't keep delivering news to me like this

big fuck you to every single person who said we were overreacting in 2016.

Honorable mention to people who said that clinton would have been the same...

most low effort meme for your viewing pleasure.

girl i was working at the circus to buy you a wedding ring

girl i am stuck in this gorilla suit

girl help

A is for the apple that he gave to me but i found a worm inside

girl help

It's weird cause, I went to bed on Nov 3th feeling very serious, anxious stressed. It's now Nov 6th and I feel like I've snorted cocaine