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THE OPEN FUTURE

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"Shepard, let's see what we can find."”
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So. The Pillars of Creation are in the Eagle Nebula, which is of course a system you can visit in Mass Effect. But I have seen theories that the Pillars actually no longer exist. We just can't see their destruction yet, because they're 7,000 light years away and the light that would show it to us hasn't reached us yet.

Which now has me doing a lot of thinking about what humanity sees in their night sky on Earth verses the reality that's available with FTL and relays.

Imagine being a quarian who could look at an alien sky and still see a Rannoch that was theirs?

Imagine being someone who had loved ones in the Bahak System, looking through an alien telescope and seeing it still unbroken and whole?

Survivors of a reaper cycle could flee to the other side of the galaxy and look back to a time where reapers didn't exist.

It's gone forever. You can still see it in the sky.

I'm going to go lie down for a while.

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ME3 Leaked Script Dialogue Highlights

So a few months ago I found a zip file of one of the leaked ME3 scripts. I’m pretty confident it’s the real deal since it included dialogue that actually ended up in the Citadel DLC word for word, like James’s push-up challenge and Traynor’s whining commentary about her health problems. These are a few of my favorites.

Javik was robbed, man. ROBBED. Disclaimer: The file was a mess, showing all of Shepard’s dialogue out of order. Also, there weren’t names on anything, so I had to guess based on context and my own ear for the characters’ cadences. There’s also a chance that some of this does exist in-game but I simply haven’t heard any version of it in my playthroughs.

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Literally anyone meeting Shepard: hey! You're commander Shepard! The one who's whole entire squad DIED on Akuze! Man it's so cool that you're the ONLY ONE who survived that huge tragedy!

Shepard: haha yeah thanks for bringing up that incredibly traumatic incident as casually as you'd bring up the weather. My entire colony was destroyed and my whole family was murdered when I was a kid, wanna bring that up too?

And then Miranda and Jacob make sure to do both on that shuttle ride after escaping the Lazarus Research Station in ME2!

Jacob: Records show you were a colony kid, lost your parents when the slavers hit Mindoir. You enlisted, and you survived a thresher maw attack that wiped out the rest of your team.
Shepard: The Illusive Man's stinking team entrapped them. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

"hey I know you haven't yet processed this current trauma but how about we bring up these past traumas, one of which the organisation we work for was responsible for"

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Literally anyone meeting Shepard: hey! You're commander Shepard! The one who's whole entire squad DIED on Akuze! Man it's so cool that you're the ONLY ONE who survived that huge tragedy!

Shepard: haha yeah thanks for bringing up that incredibly traumatic incident as casually as you'd bring up the weather. My entire colony was destroyed and my whole family was murdered when I was a kid, wanna bring that up too?

And then Miranda and Jacob make sure to do both on that shuttle ride after escaping the Lazarus Research Station in ME2!

Jacob: Records show you were a colony kid, lost your parents when the slavers hit Mindoir. You enlisted, and you survived a thresher maw attack that wiped out the rest of your team.
Shepard: The Illusive Man's stinking team entrapped them. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
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I decided they needed to start a band, so this would definitely be their first album: 

  1. My Admiral Has Me on Speed Dial
  2. Jeepers Keepers
  3. Carry On, Adams
  4. New System, Same Hackett
  5. You Didn’t Destroy Me
  6. Disconnect (The Council Song)
  7. The Distress Is Always Fake, But the Stress Is Always Real
  8. He Thinks I Can Defuse a Bomb
  9. Main Reactor Shutdown (in Accordance with Emergency Containment Procedures)
  10. We Didn’t Spread the Threshers
  11. They Might Definitely Absolutely Be Geth
  12. I Just Can’t Hackett Anymore
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evavalor

underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

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meg-moira

This - but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong.

Person 1: “I don’t know what it is about you…I just know that I can trust you.”

Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: “Excuse me, what?”

Cue enemies to friends to lovers speedrun.

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