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Have Sonic fans used the fact that they changed Shadow's line in Sonic Generations from the hilariously OOC "You got this, Sonic" to a much more on-brand "On your feet" as an excuse to get mad at Ian Flynn yet or am I the only one that bothered to play the Generations rerelease
One of the greatest Tweets and it hasn't even existed for 24 hours
dig how Portugal is looking at her
golden lion tamarin
bioshock infinite was raelly funny
racism.... is bad. But you know whats just as bad? being against racism. anyway forget all that racism stuff what if there was a parallel universe .... Ghosts are real.
Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.
I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...
...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money
He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride
mfs online be like "smash or pass" and show you the actual hottest woman alive
I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
