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I love when daddy nixon makes me cummies <3
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My friend asked me to download the Kidz Bop discography for his cousin and I found this in Volume 9
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do you think there are sex toys with politicians faces on them
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I know for a fact that there’s an Obama dildo and I plan on launching a full line of toys based off of my penis that say “Head of the State” on them
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Would stick in the bhole
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They are among us. [x]
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New York Times Best Seller, John Green was recently arrested this past weekend when he went to the film adaptation of his novel, The Fault In Our Stars. Employees at the local theater said that Green had been at the theater for the past 16 hours, watching multiple viewings of ...
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BDSM roleplay ideas: manic george costanza and self loathing george costanza
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when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle
Source: surprisebitch
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Negotiator at 20,000 feet.
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"Why does Daddy stay away so much?" Because Mommy smells. 1934 advertisement (via)
Source: Flickr / bygollymolly
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old memes are back in style now? excellent, I knew I was smart to hold onto my pair of bell-bottom memes.