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Socially anxious girls why do you gotta go for standoffish garrulous men?
Because someone’s gotta tell the waitress my Oreo shake isn’t sweet enough and it ain’t gonna be me.
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he’s so…so cute… i just want to smother him with all my love and maybe rearrange his insides until the only thing he remembers is my name, whining it pathetically like a prayer spilling from his pretty little lips ♡
(i just want to know im not alone with my weird hands)
being queer is really fun until u gotta tell people
being straight is really fun until u gotta tell people
No one on Tumblr lies
That's why this has 1500 reblogs
Hey man, we said we reblogged posts. Never said they were YOUR posts.
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Is that all you want to be? Liked? Wouldn't you rather be passionately and voraciously desired?
-Margaret Atwood, from "Bodily Harm."
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
#The Ink Black Heart by Robert Galbraith
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Source: twitter.com
Just made a man put sunscreen on his face, feeling very accomplished today.
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when I was
a young girl
my mother
took me into the city
to see how my father was hanged for treason
My papa has never once said no to buying Ferraro Rochers for me and here I’m taking shit from guys with the credibility of dirt in fingernails.
Fuck of y’alls.