Transfiguration class
Mcgonagall : Now class, what's the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?
Sirius : * Raises hand *
Mcgonagall : Yes Mr. Black?
Sirius : An animagus has better hair.
Remus : * Raises hand * Well werewolfs are taller.
Remus : Generally speaking.
Sirius : * Raises hand * WELL animagi have better bodies!
James : * Raises hand * I second that and I also second that they have better hair.
Remus : Well werewolfs don't have the time or energy to to style their hair for 20 minutes, particularly around the full moon.
Peter : * Raises hand * plus, werewolfs don't sing obnoxiously in the shower.
Class : ...
Sirius : Animagi are sexier.
James : Yeah!
Mcgonagall : .... While I appreciate the compliments, those were not the answers I was looking for.