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Sirius : Dear santa, I've been good this year.

Sirius : Most of the year...

Sirius : Once in a while...

Sirius :

Sirius : Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.

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Mcgonagall : I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU BOYS GET BACK HERE!

Sirius : BOYS IT'S TIME TO INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN 3.56 DASH B BRACKETED COLUMN TWENTY FOUR UNDERLINED PARAGRAPH 18 HIGHLIGHTED TEXT TWELVE QUOTED TEXT MARKED F SECTION FOUR-EIGHTY-TEN-NINE-SIX-NEGATIVE TWO SUBDIVISION EIGHT-

Mcgonagall : What are you trying to do, Mr. Black?

Sirius : *watches the other marauders sprint away over Mcgonagall's shoulder*

Sirius : * Smirks sheepishly *

Sirius : Distract you.

Sirius : *Runs in the other direction *

Mcgonagall :

Mcgonagall : * Smiles to herself and shakes her head* Merlin, let them never get older.

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James : Hey, what's wrong?

Sirius : I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

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Lily : Oh, Look! A deer!

Sirius : Fancy seeing one of them.

Lily : I love deer. They're so graceful and majestic. And those antlers are amazing!

Sirius : * Laughing *

Lily : Why are you laughing?

Sirius :

Sirius : No reason.

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James : Does age matter?

Lily : Depends. Why do you ask?

James : Just checking to see if I can eat something from the kids menu.

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James : You're like an angel without wings.

Lily : So, like, a person.

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Sirius, opening a Capri sun : Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Sirius : * Bursts into the room and slams door shut, clearly panicked *

Remus : Omg, what did you do?

Sirius : Nobody died!

Remus : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT ?

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Sirius : So?? Are you gonna kiss me?

Sirius : Or do I have to lie to my diary?

Remus : Come here you idiot.

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Remus : Congratulations on the twins, Molly.

Molly : Oh thank you!

James : What are their names?

Molly : Fred and George.

Sirius : They're so tiny, Fred looks so fredgile...

Molly : ...

Remus : This is why people don't invite us over.

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* The marauders after getting detention *

James : oh deer.

Sirius : Dog gone it

Peter : Rats

Remus : I was un-a-were that we would be facing these concequences.

* Muffled giggling *

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