Sirius : Dear santa, I've been good this year.

Sirius : Most of the year...

Sirius : Once in a while...

Sirius :

Sirius : Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.

#james potter #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #sirius black #hogwarts #incorrect hp quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders era #the marauders #james & peter & remus & sirius #christmas #incorrect quotes

the-mxrxxdxrs

Sirius : Guys! Help i took a bite of Remus' Chocolate bar!! How long do you think i have left to live??!!

Remus : *from behind sirius* Ten.

Sirius : Ten what?!

Remus : Nine.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Mcgonagall : I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU BOYS GET BACK HERE!

Sirius : BOYS IT'S TIME TO INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN 3.56 DASH B BRACKETED COLUMN TWENTY FOUR UNDERLINED PARAGRAPH 18 HIGHLIGHTED TEXT TWELVE QUOTED TEXT MARKED F SECTION FOUR-EIGHTY-TEN-NINE-SIX-NEGATIVE TWO SUBDIVISION EIGHT-

Mcgonagall : What are you trying to do, Mr. Black?

Sirius : *watches the other marauders sprint away over Mcgonagall's shoulder*

Sirius : * Smirks sheepishly *

Sirius : Distract you.

Sirius : *Runs in the other direction *

Mcgonagall :

Mcgonagall : * Smiles to herself and shakes her head* Merlin, let them never get older.

the-mxrxxdxrs

James : Hey, what's wrong?

Sirius : I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Lily : Oh, Look! A deer!

Sirius : Fancy seeing one of them.

Lily : I love deer. They're so graceful and majestic. And those antlers are amazing!

Sirius : * Laughing *

Lily : Why are you laughing?

Sirius :

Sirius : No reason.

the-mxrxxdxrs

James : Does age matter?

Lily : Depends. Why do you ask?

James : Just checking to see if I can eat something from the kids menu.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Remus : So, how did babysitting go?

Sirius : Harry wanted ice cream for breakfast and when i told him he couldn't, he said I wasn't his best friend anymore so we made a promise.

Remus : Which is?

Sirius : He's on his second bowl of ice cream and now I'm his best friend in the whole universe.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Mcgonagall : Congratulations. You are officially the worst behaving students I have ever met.

Marauders :

Sirius : WE'VE DONE IT, BOYS!

* Marauders cheering *

Mcgonagall : They don't pay me enough for this job...

the-mxrxxdxrs

James : You're like an angel without wings.

Lily : So, like, a person.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Sirius, opening a Capri sun : Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Remus : Hey, guess what this jumper is made out of

Sirius : Boyfriend material?

Remus : * Rolls eyes * No, it's 100% wool

Remus : I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing

#james potter #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #sirius black #hogwarts #the marauders #moony #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #prongs #wormtail #incorrect wolfstar quotes #wolfstar #the marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders era

the-mxrxxdxrs

Sirius : * Bursts into the room and slams door shut, clearly panicked *

Remus : Omg, what did you do?

Sirius : Nobody died!

Remus : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT ?

the-mxrxxdxrs

Remus : I hate that people are always like 'Omg did you sleep all day?'

Remus : Like yes the fuck I did bitch, I'm depressed.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Sirius : So?? Are you gonna kiss me?

Sirius : Or do I have to lie to my diary?

Remus : Come here you idiot.

the-mxrxxdxrs

Transfiguration class

Mcgonagall : Now class, what's the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?

Sirius : * Raises hand *

Mcgonagall : Yes Mr. Black?

Sirius : An animagus has better hair.

Remus : * Raises hand * Well werewolfs are taller.

Remus : Generally speaking.

Sirius : * Raises hand * WELL animagi have better bodies!

James : * Raises hand * I second that and I also second that they have better hair.

Remus : Well werewolfs don't have the time or energy to to style their hair for 20 minutes, particularly around the full moon.

Peter : * Raises hand * plus, werewolfs don't sing obnoxiously in the shower.

Class : ...

Sirius : Animagi are sexier.

James : Yeah!

Mcgonagall : .... While I appreciate the compliments, those were not the answers I was looking for.

the-mxrxxdxrs

James : Hey mate, would you help me with my homework?

Remus : I really wish i could. But sirius's father's wife's eldest son's breathtaking boyfriend needs to talk to sirius so I have to be there.

James : Oh okay...

* Ten agonising minutes later enlightenment strikes *

James : YOU TWO BITCHES!!

#hogwarts #harry potter #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #wolfstar #the marauders era #the marauders #peter pettigrew

the-mxrxxdxrs

Lily : I'm a little worried about Black.

Remus : Sirius? Why?

Lily : Well he's talking to a rat about how to make polyjuice potion.

Remus : That is worrying. Wormtail is rubbish at potions.

Lily : Who is Wormtail.

Remus : The rat.

Lily : You don't find it strange that he is discussing magic with a rat in the first place?

Remus : No, why?

Lily :

Lily : Never mind.

#hogwarts #polyjuice potion #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #prongs #james potter #sirius black #padfoot #remus lupin #moony #wormtail #the marauders era #the marauders #lily evans #jily #james and lily #harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes