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Wolfstar

Wolfstar is my life :)

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Hiyaaaa im not dead

Helllo you peeps Im am unfortunately not dead yet even though i haven't been posting for like 3 years but yeah I have been creating a fanfiction and the first chapter is out on wattpad and I'm working on the next chapter. My account is @the-mxrxxdxrs on wattpad. It is a wolfstar fanfic so if it interests you, you can always check it out if you want :D

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Sirius : Hey Remus, marry me

Sirius : *laughs* I meant merry Christmas. Stupid autocorrection.

Remus : This is a verbal conversation.

Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy the holidays and stay safe :) 🎄

Sirius : Dear santa, I've been good this year.

Sirius : Most of the year...

Sirius : Once in a while...

Sirius :

Sirius : Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.

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Sirius : Guys! Help i took a bite of Remus' Chocolate bar!! How long do you think i have left to live??!!

Remus : *from behind sirius* Ten.

Sirius : Ten what?!

Remus : Nine.

Mcgonagall : I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU BOYS GET BACK HERE!

Sirius : BOYS IT'S TIME TO INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN 3.56 DASH B BRACKETED COLUMN TWENTY FOUR UNDERLINED PARAGRAPH 18 HIGHLIGHTED TEXT TWELVE QUOTED TEXT MARKED F SECTION FOUR-EIGHTY-TEN-NINE-SIX-NEGATIVE TWO SUBDIVISION EIGHT-

Mcgonagall : What are you trying to do, Mr. Black?

Sirius : *watches the other marauders sprint away over Mcgonagall's shoulder*

Sirius : * Smirks sheepishly *

Sirius : Distract you.

Sirius : *Runs in the other direction *

Mcgonagall :

Mcgonagall :

Mcgonagall : * Smiles to herself and shakes her head* Merlin, let them never get older.

James : Hey, what's wrong?

Sirius : I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

James : * to Lily * You look well.

Lily : Well, and you.

Remus : * puts down his slice of cake * Oh, enough. I can't watch this anymore. James, would you like to take Lily to Hogsmeade on Friday evening?

James : I, uh...

Remus : Simple question. Yes or no.

James : Yes, I would.

Remus : Lily, would you like to go?

Lily : I'd love to.

Remus : Excellent. How marvelous for you both. Now I can get on and enjoy my cake.

James : Wherewolf?

Sirius : * Looks around *

Sirius : * Points at remus *

Sirius : Therewolf.

Remus :

James and Sirius : * Giggles *

Remus : I will kill you both.

Lily : Oh, Look! A deer!

Sirius : Fancy seeing one of them.

Lily : I love deer. They're so graceful and majestic. And those antlers are amazing!

Sirius : * Laughing *

Lily : Why are you laughing?

Sirius :

Sirius : No reason.

James : Does age matter?

Lily : Depends. Why do you ask?

James : Just checking to see if I can eat something from the kids menu.

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Mcgonagall : You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?

Sirius : That depends on how you define lying.

Mcgonagall : Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Sirius : Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Mcgonagall :

Sirius :

Mcgonagall : Get out of my office.

Sirius : Absolutely.

Remus : So, how did babysitting go?

Sirius : Harry wanted ice cream for breakfast and when i told him he couldn't, he said I wasn't his best friend anymore so we made a promise.

Remus : Which is?

Sirius : He's on his second bowl of ice cream and now I'm his best friend in the whole universe.

Mcgonagall : Congratulations. You are officially the worst behaving students I have ever met.

Marauders :

Sirius : WE'VE DONE IT, BOYS!

* Marauders cheering *

Mcgonagall : They don't pay me enough for this job...

James : You're like an angel without wings.

Lily : So, like, a person.

Sirius, opening a Capri sun : Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Remus : Hey, guess what this jumper is made out of

Sirius : Boyfriend material?

Remus : * Rolls eyes * No, it's 100% wool

Remus : I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing

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Sirius : * Bursts into the room and slams door shut, clearly panicked *

Remus : Omg, what did you do?

Sirius : Nobody died!

Remus : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT ?

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