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Sarah || 23 || she/her ao3 masterlist leader of the "hotch is a slutty bisexual" movement
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Anonymous asked:

hi idk if you'll see this but I am literally OBSESSED (healthily) with "my best habit". I only just got into CM again after like a decade and Hotch pulled me IN the fandom and fuck, I've read MBH like 3 times already?? Its perfection, I love it so much and the plot and the flashbacks and the miscommunication and the YEARNING.

I just needed to tell you that and if you were to ever decide to expand on that universe, please know I will be SEATED. You are a magnificent writer and so so talented. Thanks so much for writing and sharing it with us humble readers ❤️

AHHHHHH thank you so much!!!! You have no idea how much it warms my heart to know people still read and like mbh! I’m actually gonna cry rn this is so sweet!!

I definitely have little snippets here and there of the universe in my head, it’s just the process of actually sitting down and writing it all! But if I ever do, it’ll be on AO3 and announced on here!! 💖💖💖😩😭😭

#answered#my best habit
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Anonymous asked:

LETS TALK ABT IT …. ok all american bitch is Reader cuz she’s been through a lot & she’s taking over the world. law student, over achiever, stretches herself thin, trauma denier (cuz she acts like everything’s fine when Most Things Are Not fine). the whole mf song from i pay attention to things most people ignore, built like a mother and a total machine, i know my age and i act like it, I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, GOT WHAT U CANT RESIST (side eyeing hotch RIGHT NOW…), i scream inside to deal with it (the two years where hotch is literal miafrom reachers life and she is fkn paranoid & when she learned it was just a 5month operation she literally went 🙂), AND FINALLY THE WHOLEEE OUTROO!!! all the time im grateful all the time, im sexy and im kind, im pretty when I cry IT IS HERRRRR YOUR HONORRR i want to ramnle abt this so much more but im studying for law&econ ILL GET BACK TO U ON THIS!!! (Thank u SO much for ur fics btw they’re my comfort & the blood coursing through my veins)

GOD mbh reader when being a woman means always having to perform and be the caretaker and smiling through it all and never stumbling and SAD emotions being seeing as girly and youthful and almost CUTE bc men get to “save” you until they’re NOT cute and you’re older and just angry at the world and you wanna break something and scream but all you can do is smile and reply with thinly veiled rage and sarcasm but no man will see that!!! They will always put you in a box of either housewife, bitch, or slut, all while somehow patronizing you and treating you as a child!!! Because men will never view her as a fully fledged person!!! GOD!!!

I will save mbh reader from hotch I s2g! It’s what she deserves

#my best habit#answered#this made no sense at all but somebody tell me you get me !!!#also anon ily sm I owe you my life MWAH
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Anonymous asked:

Ahhh!! I’m the mikes mic anon and before I come off anon and expose myself for being a weirdo I will ask… did you watch the PLL breakdown by any chance?

I don't think I ever got around to watching the last part for some reason??? But yes!!! It's the first video I saw of his actually

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Anonymous asked:

hi sorry I just saw your mike’s mic post and what the fuck are the odds? That a fellow Hotch girl would also stan mike’s mic he’s my biggest source of serotonin right now and I’m sending this on anon for now because I don’t wanna freak you out lmao but please know I am throwing a beacon at u rn!!! His breakdown of nene’s impact on Sue sylvester was everything to me

oh my god this is not freaking me out at all, i have been waiting for a chance to talk about this!!!!

I haven't actually watched the glee mike's mic yet because i'm trying to be "good" and "responsible" and "focus on my exams" BUT so true about nene!!!! her character was exactly what the show needed !!!!

#i love u sm for this <33#please never stop throwing beacons at me!!!#also my love gonna be honest.... i do not remember which post ur talking about i am so sorry <3#answered
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jaspxr asked:

hello! here's a little writer appreciation for you (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Can you share with me few of your favourite slutty bisexual Hotch lines from your fave fic? ❤

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JAS I'm sobbing all of these are so fucking cute!!

I can't think of any specific lines from the top of my head? I plan on writing more of bisexual Hotch into my fics just as a general rule (also because if the writer's won't give him a personality, I will). But two really great mlm Hotch writers/creators are @masterwords and @scorpio-hotch!!

(I'm definitely forgetting some, so feel free to add any you know of!)

#literally jas you are genuinely one of the kindest and sweetest souls i've ever met#like the way you PERSONALIZED them???#jas my sweet#answered
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Anonymous asked:

the tag "he looks sooooo bisexual here" gave me pause because he's just a guy in a suit standing there frowning

until I recalled that I, a bisexual, am often just a guy in a suit standing there frowning.

so I guess you're right

and that's exactly why i put it

cause i, another bisexual, am usually just a girl in a blazer standing there frowning, and game recognizes game <3

also any chance i have to spread the bi hotch truth, i will always take

#answered#where's that up meme where it's like 'the highest honor i can bestow' and it's just the bi flag#cause that's me with hotch tbh <3
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jaspxr asked:

<3 if you like it you can use it, if not that's fine too :) I'm glad this lil guy brought you some sunshine :)

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Babe I am actually tearing up right now this is so mf cute and sweet and I’m changing my lock screen as we SPEAK 😭🥹🥰🥰🥰

Should I send the engagement ring or marriage license first cause !!!! 😍💖

#answered#jas my sweet
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dudeitiskarev asked:

Hello gorgeous, I’d love to know more about “hurts good” because you are oh so good at hurting us good 💔❤️

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Hi hon 💖💖

Hurts good tbh doesn’t have anything to do with the plot, it’s just the song I was listening to at the time lmaooo

BUT it’s look into hotch and mbh girl a bit into their relationship after all of my best habit!! It’s mostly just fluff and the two smartest people you know being absolute idiots around each other!!

#answered#cat <3#for once I have minimal angst in my wips thank god#also ik it’s been forever but if anybody wants to talk about mbh like ever pls slide into my asks#cause y’all know characterization better than me tbh
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Anonymous asked:

1. What's your favorite song rn?

2. What's your current mindset/Where's your mind at?

3. What's your favorite food?

  1. Daddi - Cherry Glazer
  2. Stressed. Overwhelmed. It's deadline season + deciding jobs and where I want to live after I finish my dissertation. The future I've thought about since I was a kid is happening right in front of my eyes and it doesn't feel the way it should and it's a heavy reality to bear. I'm ready to feel like my old, ambitious self again!
  3. Pineapple and tofu stir fry!!! I literally never get tired of it

anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me

#answered#this got heavy real fast but ur so welcome <3
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Anonymous asked:
  1. What is the first thing you notice on a person?
  2. Do you have a favourite ice cream flavour?
  3. Sea-side or Mountain-side vacation?

1) Hair, weirdly enough??? I think it says so much about a person and how they express themselves and it's fascinating and always so stunning.

2) Ben and Jerry’s vegan cookie dough or Dryer’s mint chip. Also, hot take, but all ice cream tastes better when it’s cold and stormy outside, not on a hot day.

3) sea side 100% it’s so calming and makes me feel most at home and grounded and like myself

anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me

#answered#thank you sm ily MWAH <3
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jaspxr asked:

Hi :) happy Monday 😅🥰 sending you a lil cow kiss 😊

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Jas!!! These are so cute 🥺🥰🥰 his little tongue is so !! 💖💖💖

I hope you have a wonderful week, you beautiful soul xx

#answered#jas!
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jaspxr asked:

hi :) sending you some good vibes and a puppy high five for a lovely day <3

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I LOVE HIM 🥺🥺😍😍😍 jas you are so sweet and so talented I love you from the bottom of my heart (and more 💖💖💖)

#answered
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