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how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:
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me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s
Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s
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he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup
Lost in the sauce
this post is a disaster
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he’s bleeding sad and wet but his tits look spectacular
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Infinity War? More like Thor Odinson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad week.
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Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.
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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation
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of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable
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Thor: *listening to surface pressure from encanto* huh I’m crying, I wonder why that is :)
Val: Odin really fucked you up huh
Thor: absolutely not he was the best dad ever <3
Loki: *stares into the camera*
@raointean canon behavior actually
Anonymous asked:
The biker versie of u is better than the tyler rake version ngl
"I don't know either of them."
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“describe thor and loki’s dynamic with a single gif”
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gay-bucky-barnes
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CHRIS HEMSWORTH in Byron Bay on February 17, 2023
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We’re not equal parts. Light and dark. We can be brilliant.
Thor Odinson & Valkyrie in Thor Ragnarok