a hors is a hors of cors of cors

my beautiful princess with disorder

i think me being telepathic would save so many problems because im constantly so scared people dont like me as much as they used to

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

jon adwd

mom: who took all my coping juice

14 year old daughter:

I can tell we watch a few too many cooking shows at home, because my eight year old told me "the ginger isn't really coming through in this salmon". In his defense, he was right, but at the time I didn't appreciate it.