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Good morning, Mr. President.

@the-jam-to-the-unicorn / the-jam-to-the-unicorn.tumblr.com

Prompt requests : CLOSED. | Welcome! Many fandoms. I don't have ships, I have an armada. Other things too. | Currently mainly a Zelenskyy Blogger but always an ally of Ukraine. | Feel free to send messages. Anon messages are okay. Offensive stuff, trolls, idiots,... will be deleted / blocked. | Call me Jam. | she / her | Have a lovely time and an amazing day!
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Inside The Zelenskyy Phone

Fandom: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy (Servant Of The People), Kvartal 95

Pairing: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska, Volodymyr Zelenskyy & Kvartal 95, Volodymyr Zelenskyy & friends, Volodymyr Zelenskyy & family

Rating: M

A fictional look into Volodymyr Zelenskyy's phone and what messages he might send to friends, family and everyone else (pre-presidency and presidency).

Btw: After ages this also got a new chapter.

I had to write a breakfast chapter. :D

Several new chapters!

And a new chapter here too.

I had to write a chapter for today. 🥰🥰🥰

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Beautiful Vilnius

Fandom: Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Pairing: Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: E

During their trip to Vilnius, Volodymyr and Olena find time for an event with Nauseda, a dinner … and time for two.

[German Translation available]

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"A showman can become a president..."

Fandom: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy (Servant Of The People)

Pairing: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: M (so far)

No one knows better than Volodymyr Zelenskyy what it's like when your whole life changes in the blink of an eye. And that sometimes the boundaries between fiction and reality blur faster than one would like. Sometimes life imitates art. And sometimes, you meet your soulmate under the weirdest circumstances.

Chapter 4 is already uploaded.

And I uploaded the German translation.

And we already reached chapter 7!

Chapter 9 is (finally) uploaded!

Chapter 10!!!

Also wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the love and the feedback! It's always welcome and much appreciated!

Guess who just uploaded chapter 11?! That's right. I finally managed to upload it!

Have fun and enjoy! (it's a long one)

AO3 loves me again and uploaded the chapter 12!

Also thank you for the love and support. So happy so many people enjoy the story!

Lucky number (chapter) 13 is uploaded!

New chapter, oh yeah!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

THIS IT NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

And I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be happy that this wasn't the last chapter before my break. :D

New chapter, everyone.

Enjoooooooy!

All I have to say is...

"So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?" - "She rescues him right back."

(or in ther news: Chapter 18 is here, everyone)

Have a nice sunday, everyone! Chapter 19 is up!

Chapter 20 is up and for everyone who likes long chapters...this is your chapter!

Longest one so far.

Enjoy everyone!!!

Chapter 21 is uploaded!!!

Please take note of the trigger warning!

Chapter 22 is here! (with a trigger warning)

And just in case for you all:

Finally managed to upload that cursed chapter.

Pheeeeew.

And feeling the need to add a GIF again. This was basically me while trying to write that chapter and life being a lot of times "Nope. Not today or right now."

New chapter is up!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Guess what just got uploaded!!!

Chapter 27, everyone!

I was so excited about posting this chapter and now it's up!!!

I wish you all fun with reading it and can't wait for your reactions!

Chapter 29 is finally here!!!

Sorry for the slight delay again!

Chapter 31 is here!

Chapter 33 before the break!

Enjoy!!!

New chapter dropped, sweeties.

Vhapter 36 is here. 🤭😏

Enjoy chapter 37! 😊☺️

One of my fav chapters is up!

Also the longest one yet, so get some snacks and a drink of your choice!

After the cliffhanger ... a new chapter. 😊

A small little snippet AND a new chapter?!

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT CHAPTER YOU HAVE NO IDEA

The gif for this chapter. Enjoy! 😁

Totally forgot to tell you all!

New chapter is here!

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"A showman can become a president..."

Fandom: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy (Servant Of The People)

Pairing: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: M (so far)

No one knows better than Volodymyr Zelenskyy what it's like when your whole life changes in the blink of an eye. And that sometimes the boundaries between fiction and reality blur faster than one would like. Sometimes life imitates art. And sometimes, you meet your soulmate under the weirdest circumstances.

Chapter 4 is already uploaded.

And I uploaded the German translation.

And we already reached chapter 7!

Chapter 9 is (finally) uploaded!

Chapter 10!!!

Also wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the love and the feedback! It's always welcome and much appreciated!

Guess who just uploaded chapter 11?! That's right. I finally managed to upload it!

Have fun and enjoy! (it's a long one)

AO3 loves me again and uploaded the chapter 12!

Also thank you for the love and support. So happy so many people enjoy the story!

Lucky number (chapter) 13 is uploaded!

New chapter, oh yeah!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

THIS IT NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

And I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be happy that this wasn't the last chapter before my break. :D

New chapter, everyone.

Enjoooooooy!

All I have to say is...

"So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?" - "She rescues him right back."

(or in ther news: Chapter 18 is here, everyone)

Have a nice sunday, everyone! Chapter 19 is up!

Chapter 20 is up and for everyone who likes long chapters...this is your chapter!

Longest one so far.

Enjoy everyone!!!

Chapter 21 is uploaded!!!

Please take note of the trigger warning!

Chapter 22 is here! (with a trigger warning)

And just in case for you all:

Finally managed to upload that cursed chapter.

Pheeeeew.

And feeling the need to add a GIF again. This was basically me while trying to write that chapter and life being a lot of times "Nope. Not today or right now."

New chapter is up!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Guess what just got uploaded!!!

Chapter 27, everyone!

I was so excited about posting this chapter and now it's up!!!

I wish you all fun with reading it and can't wait for your reactions!

Chapter 29 is finally here!!!

Sorry for the slight delay again!

Chapter 31 is here!

Chapter 33 before the break!

Enjoy!!!

New chapter dropped, sweeties.

Vhapter 36 is here. 🤭😏

Enjoy chapter 37! 😊☺️

One of my fav chapters is up!

Also the longest one yet, so get some snacks and a drink of your choice!

After the cliffhanger ... a new chapter. 😊

A small little snippet AND a new chapter?!

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT CHAPTER YOU HAVE NO IDEA

The gif for this chapter. Enjoy! 😁

Totally forgot to tell you all!

New chapter is here!

Avatar

"A showman can become a president..."

Fandom: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy (Servant Of The People)

Pairing: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: M (so far)

No one knows better than Volodymyr Zelenskyy what it's like when your whole life changes in the blink of an eye. And that sometimes the boundaries between fiction and reality blur faster than one would like. Sometimes life imitates art. And sometimes, you meet your soulmate under the weirdest circumstances.

Chapter 4 is already uploaded.

And I uploaded the German translation.

And we already reached chapter 7!

Chapter 9 is (finally) uploaded!

Chapter 10!!!

Also wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the love and the feedback! It's always welcome and much appreciated!

Guess who just uploaded chapter 11?! That's right. I finally managed to upload it!

Have fun and enjoy! (it's a long one)

AO3 loves me again and uploaded the chapter 12!

Also thank you for the love and support. So happy so many people enjoy the story!

Lucky number (chapter) 13 is uploaded!

New chapter, oh yeah!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

THIS IT NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

And I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be happy that this wasn't the last chapter before my break. :D

New chapter, everyone.

Enjoooooooy!

All I have to say is...

"So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?" - "She rescues him right back."

(or in ther news: Chapter 18 is here, everyone)

Have a nice sunday, everyone! Chapter 19 is up!

Chapter 20 is up and for everyone who likes long chapters...this is your chapter!

Longest one so far.

Enjoy everyone!!!

Chapter 21 is uploaded!!!

Please take note of the trigger warning!

Chapter 22 is here! (with a trigger warning)

And just in case for you all:

Finally managed to upload that cursed chapter.

Pheeeeew.

And feeling the need to add a GIF again. This was basically me while trying to write that chapter and life being a lot of times "Nope. Not today or right now."

New chapter is up!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Guess what just got uploaded!!!

Chapter 27, everyone!

I was so excited about posting this chapter and now it's up!!!

I wish you all fun with reading it and can't wait for your reactions!

Chapter 29 is finally here!!!

Sorry for the slight delay again!

Chapter 31 is here!

Chapter 33 before the break!

Enjoy!!!

New chapter dropped, sweeties.

Vhapter 36 is here. 🤭😏

Enjoy chapter 37! 😊☺️

One of my fav chapters is up!

Also the longest one yet, so get some snacks and a drink of your choice!

After the cliffhanger ... a new chapter. 😊

A small little snippet AND a new chapter?!

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT CHAPTER YOU HAVE NO IDEA

The gif for this chapter. Enjoy! 😁

Avatar

"A showman can become a president..."

Fandom: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy (Servant Of The People)

Pairing: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: M (so far)

No one knows better than Volodymyr Zelenskyy what it's like when your whole life changes in the blink of an eye. And that sometimes the boundaries between fiction and reality blur faster than one would like. Sometimes life imitates art. And sometimes, you meet your soulmate under the weirdest circumstances.

Chapter 4 is already uploaded.

And I uploaded the German translation.

And we already reached chapter 7!

Chapter 9 is (finally) uploaded!

Chapter 10!!!

Also wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the love and the feedback! It's always welcome and much appreciated!

Guess who just uploaded chapter 11?! That's right. I finally managed to upload it!

Have fun and enjoy! (it's a long one)

AO3 loves me again and uploaded the chapter 12!

Also thank you for the love and support. So happy so many people enjoy the story!

Lucky number (chapter) 13 is uploaded!

New chapter, oh yeah!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

THIS IT NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

And I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be happy that this wasn't the last chapter before my break. :D

New chapter, everyone.

Enjoooooooy!

All I have to say is...

"So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?" - "She rescues him right back."

(or in ther news: Chapter 18 is here, everyone)

Have a nice sunday, everyone! Chapter 19 is up!

Chapter 20 is up and for everyone who likes long chapters...this is your chapter!

Longest one so far.

Enjoy everyone!!!

Chapter 21 is uploaded!!!

Please take note of the trigger warning!

Chapter 22 is here! (with a trigger warning)

And just in case for you all:

Finally managed to upload that cursed chapter.

Pheeeeew.

And feeling the need to add a GIF again. This was basically me while trying to write that chapter and life being a lot of times "Nope. Not today or right now."

New chapter is up!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Guess what just got uploaded!!!

Chapter 27, everyone!

I was so excited about posting this chapter and now it's up!!!

I wish you all fun with reading it and can't wait for your reactions!

Chapter 29 is finally here!!!

Sorry for the slight delay again!

Chapter 31 is here!

Chapter 33 before the break!

Enjoy!!!

New chapter dropped, sweeties.

Vhapter 36 is here. 🤭😏

Enjoy chapter 37! 😊☺️

One of my fav chapters is up!

Also the longest one yet, so get some snacks and a drink of your choice!

After the cliffhanger ... a new chapter. 😊

A small little snippet AND a new chapter?!

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT CHAPTER YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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Home Is A Place Called Family

Fandom: Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Pairing: Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska; Volodymyr Zelenskyy & his family; Oleksandra Zelenska & Kyrylo Zelenskyy

Rating: M

Oleksandra had imagined the last year of school and soon turning 18 differently. Since February 24, she, her brother and her mother had to hide because someone wanted to kill them. At first, Kyrylo didn't understand what was going on and why his world not only changed overnight but disappeared. He didn't want to go, he didn't want to leave his home. He just wanted to go to his Papa. Their Mama was changing. Their Papa would never again be the Papa they had had until February 24. Then they could finally see him again.

[German Translation available]

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Beautiful Warsaw

Fandom: Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Pairing: Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: E

It is a long way from Warsaw to Kyiv, especially by train. So Olena and Volodymyr use the time not only for sleeping or working.

[German Translation available]

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"A showman can become a president..."

Fandom: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy (Servant Of The People)

Pairing: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: M (so far)

No one knows better than Volodymyr Zelenskyy what it's like when your whole life changes in the blink of an eye. And that sometimes the boundaries between fiction and reality blur faster than one would like. Sometimes life imitates art. And sometimes, you meet your soulmate under the weirdest circumstances.

Chapter 4 is already uploaded.

And I uploaded the German translation.

And we already reached chapter 7!

Chapter 9 is (finally) uploaded!

Chapter 10!!!

Also wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the love and the feedback! It's always welcome and much appreciated!

Guess who just uploaded chapter 11?! That's right. I finally managed to upload it!

Have fun and enjoy! (it's a long one)

AO3 loves me again and uploaded the chapter 12!

Also thank you for the love and support. So happy so many people enjoy the story!

Lucky number (chapter) 13 is uploaded!

New chapter, oh yeah!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

THIS IT NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

And I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be happy that this wasn't the last chapter before my break. :D

New chapter, everyone.

Enjoooooooy!

All I have to say is...

"So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?" - "She rescues him right back."

(or in ther news: Chapter 18 is here, everyone)

Have a nice sunday, everyone! Chapter 19 is up!

Chapter 20 is up and for everyone who likes long chapters...this is your chapter!

Longest one so far.

Enjoy everyone!!!

Chapter 21 is uploaded!!!

Please take note of the trigger warning!

Chapter 22 is here! (with a trigger warning)

And just in case for you all:

Finally managed to upload that cursed chapter.

Pheeeeew.

And feeling the need to add a GIF again. This was basically me while trying to write that chapter and life being a lot of times "Nope. Not today or right now."

New chapter is up!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Guess what just got uploaded!!!

Chapter 27, everyone!

I was so excited about posting this chapter and now it's up!!!

I wish you all fun with reading it and can't wait for your reactions!

Chapter 29 is finally here!!!

Sorry for the slight delay again!

Chapter 31 is here!

Chapter 33 before the break!

Enjoy!!!

New chapter dropped, sweeties.

Vhapter 36 is here. 🤭😏

Enjoy chapter 37! 😊☺️

One of my fav chapters is up!

Also the longest one yet, so get some snacks and a drink of your choice!

After the cliffhanger ... a new chapter. 😊

A small little snippet AND a new chapter?!

Avatar

"A showman can become a president..."

Fandom: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy (Servant Of The People)

Pairing: Voldodymyr Zelenskyy / Olena Zelenska

Rating: M (so far)

No one knows better than Volodymyr Zelenskyy what it's like when your whole life changes in the blink of an eye. And that sometimes the boundaries between fiction and reality blur faster than one would like. Sometimes life imitates art. And sometimes, you meet your soulmate under the weirdest circumstances.

Chapter 4 is already uploaded.

And I uploaded the German translation.

And we already reached chapter 7!

Chapter 9 is (finally) uploaded!

Chapter 10!!!

Also wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the love and the feedback! It's always welcome and much appreciated!

Guess who just uploaded chapter 11?! That's right. I finally managed to upload it!

Have fun and enjoy! (it's a long one)

AO3 loves me again and uploaded the chapter 12!

Also thank you for the love and support. So happy so many people enjoy the story!

Lucky number (chapter) 13 is uploaded!

New chapter, oh yeah!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

THIS IT NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT!

THERE IS A NEW SHOWMAN CHAPTER!!!

And I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be happy that this wasn't the last chapter before my break. :D

New chapter, everyone.

Enjoooooooy!

All I have to say is...

"So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?" - "She rescues him right back."

(or in ther news: Chapter 18 is here, everyone)

Have a nice sunday, everyone! Chapter 19 is up!

Chapter 20 is up and for everyone who likes long chapters...this is your chapter!

Longest one so far.

Enjoy everyone!!!

Chapter 21 is uploaded!!!

Please take note of the trigger warning!

Chapter 22 is here! (with a trigger warning)

And just in case for you all:

Finally managed to upload that cursed chapter.

Pheeeeew.

And feeling the need to add a GIF again. This was basically me while trying to write that chapter and life being a lot of times "Nope. Not today or right now."

New chapter is up!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Guess what just got uploaded!!!

Chapter 27, everyone!

I was so excited about posting this chapter and now it's up!!!

I wish you all fun with reading it and can't wait for your reactions!

Chapter 29 is finally here!!!

Sorry for the slight delay again!

Chapter 31 is here!

Chapter 33 before the break!

Enjoy!!!

New chapter dropped, sweeties.

Vhapter 36 is here. 🤭😏

Enjoy chapter 37! 😊☺️

One of my fav chapters is up!

Also the longest one yet, so get some snacks and a drink of your choice!

After the cliffhanger ... a new chapter. 😊

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