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the GOOZ OF POWER

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The mha and other fanart blog of the powerful gooz. I sell stuff from time to time. BUY MY STUFF.
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When Art School

I am now in possession of 66 individual pictures of toes. Yes, i took them. Yes, some of them are my toes. No, not all of them are my toes. Yes, some of them are SUCH GOOD PICS HOLY SHIT. Yes, this is for s sculpture project.

but a sculpture project made me the kind of person who has 66 pictures of toes on hand. Sometimes i wonder if i am on the right path or if this is just a fever dream from my ADHD medication.

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kindaasrikal

Kai the typa hater to actually put in effort to study and make a self breaking mirror with a remote just so he can break it every time Jay walks passes it.

Best part? No ones knows its Kai breaking it, but everyone knows its Kai having to replace it since it was a gift he got for Wu. Special made frame and glass that he keeps in the living room.

“HOW ARE YOU UGLY ENOUGH TO BREAK ME SPECIAL MIRROR?!”

“ITS BLOODY CURSED ITS NOT MY FAULT-”

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ceoofmorro

people making morro tall is so funny to me because like… he gives off three apples tall with too much rage to properly fit in his body sort of vibes yk?

you have no idea how much i feel this, i cant see morro as anything over 5'2. and he's already lucky enough to get that much. I love to think he is tinier than everyone else and ANGRY about it, he will literally murder anyone who points it out

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My Gravity Falls cryptid oc, he so baby. So adorable. Such fluff. He fits your entire head in his mouth to suck your dreams out like your face is a pacifier. He likes colorful foods. Such baby. Memphis, my very harmless child

Extra warmup:

traditional sketch coloured digitally

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gooooooooooz

It IS possible to make the Wife of the Dregs happy after all, isnt it?

All The Housekeeper wants is that you take your muddy boots off before you come in, wash yourselves and come to eat on time, is that so much to ask

IF YOUR BOSS CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU.

my art on my six of crows page thingy whatever it's called

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gooooooooooz

SIX OF CROWS OC

Finally drawn, finished it yesterday night but was too tired to post (also posting on my main account @the-mold-is-coming, thats me, so dont think weird stuff if you see it twice)

I present to you The Housekeeper, previously known as The Cook. Now, among the other gangs he is known as The Wife of the Dregs. that nickname originated within the dregs, but always behind his back to avoid his wrath. Personally, he thinks it's funny

So, here's what i got as an underdeveloped result of me seeing a traumatized angry emo boy with the temperament of my angry ass cat when she smells new people and thinking "yea, i can fix him"

"My Name? what do you mean my Name, you know my name, I'm The Cook, you dimwit. Eat your food and shut your mouth."

What is his name? who knows. he doesnt spill (because i dont know lmao). All this 5' ball of adorableness and pure rage shared is that he can cook, he can clean, he can make people cook, he can make people clean, and he will stab, shoot, mutilate or end whoever does not follow his damn kitchen rules. A man was killed for scratching his crotch. One lost two ears and a finger over muddy boots. he does not mess around. And NO ONE is safe.

Except for Kaz, that may seem obvious, but The Housekeeper fears no man, he looks death in the eye and spits in its face. He tells kaz what he needs to hear and says things exactly the way they are. Examples: "You have a stain on your shirt and it looks unprofessional", "No, they dont respect you, they just think youre too much of an asshole", "your tie is sideways", "youre emotionally constipated", and "you should get a dog and talk to it about your feelings because if you throw the damn food i made at the wall one more time i'm killing everyone in this building and you're first."

Still, kaz gets to walk in with dirty shoes without taking them off and live to tell the tale, even if The Housekeeper lets him KNOW he's not happy. he gets to not warn he will be late for dinner and let the food go cold without losing limbs. of course, he IS the boss, that's just given, right? And it's not like the housekeeper can really kill him, right? After the stunt he pulled with the slat no one is too sure. Right. The Slat. After he had the kitchen cleaned, purged of employees with bad habits and running, he went on a rampage and conquered the slat while kaz was out. Why? because it was filthy. How? let's say he drinks copious amounts of respect women juice and promising clean sheets with no lice or bed bugs and a more or less civilized environment did the trick and got him the help needed for the reforms. By the time Kaz got there, his men were terrified fearing for their lives, scrubbing the floor like their existence depended on it. Every single one of them was scared of The Housekeeper, known as The Cook at the time. Needless to say, Kaz did NOT like it.

He did not like the guy, for a start. But having him killed would mean going back to eating mystery meat slurry with suspicious hair on it. None of the dregs seemed to eager to try either. The men didnt want to fight him, they said his knives were haunted, moved in ways knives shouldnt. And the women knew The Housekeeper leaving and losing this battle will see them getting punished and losing the privileges of decent accomodation they fought for. Not to mention that The Housekeeper does not tolerate jokes or things the other dregs say about them that Kaz lets slide. He stabbed his own gang like he wasnt scared to lose his job and die. No, The Housekeeper had to stay.

It's not all bad, he's a real softie ksksfgjr

I wanna go on and on but i gotta pass out, here's the picrew i used for his design that i then redrew

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Screenshot with watermark of what will be a New Sticker!

Ed my beloved

My birthday's on the 14th, that's when i'll get the cash to make the etsy shop. If you saw this sticker for 95 cents would you buy it?

(sorry about the lack of morrotober my fixation is still on fma)

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zebaji

Summary:

“You have a ranked list of the enemies you’ve faced?” Morro asks, and everyone shares a devious look with one another. Oh no , he thinks, but at that point, it’s too late. 

“Of course we do!” Nya smirks, “How else do you think we cope?” She asks, and Morro stares at her, trying to see if she’s being serious. She is, Morro realizes, and while he should feel concerned, he was also on their list, so really, this was a problem they all needed to face.

Or: Morro is a zombie and the Ninjas decide to go on a road trip to turn him back into a human. Realizations and bonding ensue.

{This is one of the fics I'm doing for @morrotober's summer event :D The topic is road trip, but I couldn't help but add some plot and worldbuilding and all that fun stuff!

Fic is under the cut, let me know what you think!}

it's amazing!!

I DEMAND YOU READ RIGHT NOW.

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