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Pretty much anything, idk man im just vibin'. The header is me and @kathryn-y-e-s at NCC as Zethrid (me) and Ezor (her) from voltron. bi, she/her, 29
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I love it when the CEO is in stuff

There are too many guys who look like this. I thought this was Adam Savage or Alton Brown or Adam Conover, until I realized this is probably a fourth guy

He's so unique his name doesn't even start with A. He's a bearded white guy with a whole different letter! Diversity!

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hareofhrair

There does seem to be significant overlap in morphology, behavior, and ecological niche, but is it enough to justify grouping into a new taxonomical Type of Guy?

The research is ongoing...

Yeah we can probably consider the incongruous letter to be a minor mutation that distinguishes him but he's still part of the same breed. Like a murder of crows with one albino crow.

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there’s a lot going on here

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captainino

Tiger found caged in abandoned home gets second chance at wildlife sanctuary: ‘He seems to be so happy’

The estimated 350-pound tiger was transported to the facility, an affiliate of the Humane Society of the United States, on Wednesday afternoon, and is settling in well, Almrud said. There, he will have the chance to roam in enclosures of up to three acres.

Almrud, who estimates him to be about 2 years old, described the moment he first walked onto the grass at the sanctuary as remarkable.

“It was just amazing to see him walk out on grass and to see him explore and have that freedom of movement,” she said. “It was just such a reward and fulfilling to us.”

Now, he spends his days rolling around the grass in glee, Almrud said.

“He comes right up to the fence every time a staff member is present,” she said. “He seems very amenable to our presence.”

The tiger is eating well – a combination of chicken, humanely raised non-processed beef and whole prey complete with organs and bones. It appears that he was being fed chicken, which is what owners of exotic cats often feed them, but chicken alone does not provide the complete nutrition they need to thrive, Almrud said.

In addition, caregivers are tasked with keeping the tiger mentally stimulated by creating “pretend hunting” games and rotating him through different areas so he has access to new smells and environments to explore.

“He seems to happy and content,” Almrud said. “Our staff is just falling in love with him.”

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uss-edsall

So there’s something called a ‘geodetic control point.’ These are used by surveyors to create accurate map measurements. There’s over a million in the United States, which the National Geodetic Survey uses to ensure the government’s maps are all accurate. It’s extremely important that these things are more accurate than any measurement you do on top of it, so they’re usually extremely stable markers. Most of the time it’s metal caps or rods buried in the ground

Washington D.C. has a couple of them, of course.

Next to the Washington Monument is a manhole cover in the grass.

That manhole does not lead to a sewer - it’s the top of a control point. But unlike most control points that are simple rods, this one is unique…

… for this control point is a mini replica of the Washington monument buried right next to the full size one.

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I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

These are the sort of people that would lose their life savings to a guy doing three card monte on a street corner if he was wearing a zoot suit and introduced himself as "Vinnie 'Quickfingers' Sanchez".

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hungwy

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

and here comes my favorite boy…

unfortunately the muskox isnt a bovine but they are absolutely incredible . i love them very very much.. heres baby muskox

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wemlygust

I would like to note here that muskox are in fact not oxen. They’re basically long-haired goats. They have multiple layers of fur, with the super long, rougher fur on top, and much denser, softer fur underneath. Also they live in the arctic, and in winter storms they hunker down in groups and shield one another from the wind (think penguins!), and they can sometimes remain functional and active in really crazy low nighttime arctic temperatures that send other animals and humans scurrying for shelter. When attacked, they huddle up with the calves in the middle, and all hindquarters facing inwards and horns facing out. It’s an usually social strategy of defense compared to their closest relatives, and very effective. Some Arctic Native tribes depended on muskox for food, fur, bones, and horn. They would migrate seasonally to the areas where muskox hung out (places where spares foliage is able to grow and survive, even if the muskox have to break it out from under snow or permafrost), while the muskox would migrate between one or two different areas for food as well. The Native hunters left campsites that are still heaped with bones. Europeans came through and fucked everything up for everyone, as usual. Such as by randomly shooting muskox for sport, tearing through entire herds that were in their defensive formations, targeting the young muskox, and so on. Also, one time a European ‘explorer’ captain got his ship stuck in the ice near an island, and he and the crew had to abandon ship. They just left it there, stuck in the ice. A nearby tribe discovered it, and then for (iirc) like a decade they started making regular migrations to the shipwreck, stripping it for parts they couldn’t get locally, either at all or in such quantities, like metal, wood, european-style leather boots, leather in general, sailcloth, etc. Then they’d load them onto sleighs, and then make tools or trade with neighboring tribes. They changed up their whole seasonal migration pattern to just steadily take advantage of all that good material provided by that one ship for years. Wood and other soft materials left in the arctic, like in that ship, are kept at such cold temperatures that most organisms that cause decomposition can’t survive or be active enough to decompose shit, so the frozen wood and cloth and leather on and of the ship was well preserved while it waited for harvesting. Eventually, the Europeans (Brits iirc?) fucked shit up for that tribe, too. But they did great for a while there. I admire the hutzpah of apparently an entire tribe agreeing to a novel project like that, changing up their entire economy when they found an opportunity, and then sticking too it for years and years. Cooperation like that feels so out of reach, so often, these days. I mean I’m sure there were imperfections that were lost in the version of the story I read, but even so. It’s so cool to me. Also, fuck those Europeans and the ship they rode in on. It’s not enough karma - not even the slightest bit close to enough - but it’s a little karma, ya? Source: potentially flawed memory of a book about the arctic I read within the last two years, and which is popular to get re-published over and over, but which was written like 10 years ago, so the information might be outdated. I can’t right now remember the name of the book or the author either. >.> It’s a good read though, for real.

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darthflake

If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️

Salt-rusted unprotected steel panels... Meltwater getting into poorly constructed and poorly isolated electronics... Stuck in snowdrifts that a real truck would have been able to deal with... Oh, those are indeed happy images. Yes indeed...

It's winter in the US is anything happening to all the cybertrucks

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zerphses

No snow here yet. Lots of Cybertrucks in my area, so I’ll keep an eye out.

Keep us updated I am so curious to see how they handle Normal Weather

There should be Cybertruck Winter, like Fat Bear Week. Where we see which cybertrucks fall first and which ones make it to the end in usable condition.

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ironborealis

Dispatch from the far northern hemisphere and have witnessed a Cybertruck in the winter wilds.

We're early enough into the snow season in that the damage isn't obvious. My guess is that exposure to road salts are really going to destroy these ambulatory dumpsters, but we won't start to see that until spring. Road salt is difficult to impossible to get off in a regular car wash, and we know that Cybertruck can't handle even that.

On the one I saw, any metallic shine that the Cybertruck had was completely lost in a combination of cold winter temps, light street grunge, and lower ambient sunlight. It was the same color as my friend's early 2000s silver pickup truck. One of the big draws, imo, is that stainless steel panelling and to see it turn into the same shade of grey as one of the most popular truck colors twenty years ago would be disappointing to me. It's not special anymore.

Local Cybertruck enthusiasts who are salty dogs at winter driving have started vinyl wrapping their automotive basket cases. The trend seems to be to go from the door windows down, which gives them a beach cooler vibe that is similarly underwhelming.

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hanniecat922

They’re already having issues! The head lights are sunken in for some reason. This means there is a shelf to hold snow in front of the lights and block them.

Now, every car has to have the snow cleared off the headlights before you drive, but this is way worse. That shelf collects snow as you drive. People have to pull over and clear the snow off mid-drive because they lose their headlights.

WHY ARE THEY BUILT THAT WAY

How is it that we're STILL finding whole new ways for this thing to suck?!

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

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kitstacean

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

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arctic-hands

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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