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what a fucking power move

I went to school with a girl who would do that when a boy annoyed her

My dad always had a (hilariously) complicated relationship with technology. 

Today is his birthday, he’s a year older now but still a kid inside! Happy birthday to my awesome dad!

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isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

yall r missing the BEST one

I might have just found myself a new idol

This is 100% how anxiety works

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

Killing Eve 2018

this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

The full version is even worse

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so trump is coming to denmark

freaking sigh

update: jesus christ the idiot is trying to buy greenland. im not even surprised

Update again: he has now cancelled his trip because we wouldn’t sell Greenland. So, in summary.

The idiot asks to come here - the Queen invites him.

It’s revealed he wants to buy Greenland - that stupid and very offensive idea pisses off both Greenland and Denmark ‘cause what the actual fuck.

Trump gets pissy that we won’t sell and now cancels his trip after we’ve spent weeks planning it - and in doing so he has now pissed off the Royal House because you do not freaking cancel an invite from the Queen. That’s never happened before. It’s so rude. What the fuck.

Wow. I knew Trump coming here would be a shitshow, but somehow it turned out to be a greater shitshow without him coming here. But mister president, we’d planned for you. We had a balloon and everything…

Aaaaand there’s an update.

Trump is now lashing out on our Prime Minister, saying it’s all her fault because she was being inappropriate and nasty be saying that selling Greenland is an absurd idea.

Dude, selling Greenland is the definition of absurd. First of all, you don’t freaking sell countries. Second, Greenland has self-government. It’s not like we could sell the place if we wanted to, which we definitely won’t.

Trump wanted Greenland, our Prime Minister, a lady, told him no without hesitating. Now he’s throwing a fit, acting like a baby, and the Danish politicians are not having it. Trump has pissed of the Royal House, Denmark and Greenland. Wow. Slow clap. Nice job. As if we didn’t hate you enough before.

Fun fact though: the baby Trump balloon is still coming to Denmark so now people are planning to welcome it instead of the real deal (the balloon is an improvement)

Here’s the whole stupid saga of events

A dream

Is that second to last pic of that viral video of the dog that went missing and came back the next day with a black lab and a goat?!? That video had me in stitches.

It was windy aF the other day when the fair came into town an this was the view out my kitchen window @sixpenceee