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She/her. 27. Interior design. Ace. Single. Ask away. 😄😄
I hope you are having a great day. Except JKR.
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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what if whiskey realizes he has feelings for tango from watching jack and bitty.

jack and bitty come back for some smh event or something the year after bits graduates and, as most Zimbits At Social Events go, it’s a lot of bitty chatting with everyone while jack sits beside him, holding his waist and looking at him with the fondest look on his face.

and whiskey sees that and is half like “aw good for them” and half like “this is lowkey so embarrassing”

but then like barely fifteen minutes later, as he’s listening to tango ramble to someone he doesn’t recognize about something he’s lost track of, he reaches out unthinkingly to fix tango’s sleeve which is folded weird and just sort of leaves his hand there.

and out of the corner of his eye he sees jack smirking at him from across the kitchen. and whiskey raises an eyebrow bc wtf? it’s not like he and jack really interact much. what could he possibly have-

jack’s smile turns soft as his gaze shifts back to bitty and suddenly whiskey realizes why that fond look is so familiar.

he thinks of the photo of himself and tango and ford that was his phone background all of summer break. thinks of the way he could close his eyes and recall a perfect picture of tango’s features. realizes he’s still touching tango, who has now finished whatever story he’d been telling and is looking at him now, curious and a little concerned.

“everything cool?” tango asks him. he still isn’t pulling away from his touch.

whiskey isn’t pulling away either. “yeah, ‘m good”.

fucked is more like it.

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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

In the "my illness won't condemn me to an early, ignominious death" kind of way.

in a "everyone who wants to have children will be able to afford that" type of way

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wayneradiotv

my time on bluesky has been so fucking funny to me. having an existing base + my dog seems like an algorithmic cheatcode and anytime i post him, regardless of the caption, the algorithm starts serving it to anyone's discover feed and i get a slew of replies from 45-70 y/o's that just see a dog

live well william

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twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

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boxheadpaint

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

Oh My God Damn

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oflights

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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