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...Is that a threat? Are you threatening little old harmless me? Her words turned almost... Mocking at the end.

Jude- Judas. I guess you can say he is a bit like Cal's brother. Not quite, though.

bastard gets himself in trouble all the time... last week he nearly had angels try to kill him...

There's a high ch-

A boom echoed far off and smoke was visible in the sky.

...thats definitely jude.

who cares? I don't. he leaned against the wall with a sigh, focusing on his feathers. which each feather he touched, it turned to a shimmering metal.

....*she frowned* you...I was warning you, not threatening you.

Ohhh...yes, let me greet him! I need to make a good first impression- is my hair alright?-

...I- mm...you sure you don't want one? *he took a puff, groaning* fuck..she never lets me hit this...don't tell her.

*she shifted at the loud sound, murmuring before pausing again*

Oh, well great! I honestly don't care either way! Liz grinned and crunched on a piece of candy.

...Your hair looks... Like hair.

I highly doubt Jude will care bu-

Judas dropped from the sky, floating next to Ziah. Hey.

sup. bout time you got here

nah, I'm good. I won't, our bosses dont have to know about everything....

*he stared at Jude* oh fuck yeaH! he's hot--

Cupid.

I'm claiming him!!!

....your not even allowed to love,

.......I'm claiming him for..friendship reasons..??

......*she glared*

*he went to greet Jude* HI!! I'm Cupid, at your service..!

...mm..thanks, *he took another hit* goddamn I needed this...shit..also, not my boss, shes my..mom?? biologically...shes a bit bad at it, so I don't really consider her one. *he took another long puff*

Huh-? Oh, hey. Nice to meet you, Cupid. He nods to them with a slight smile.

....hes so oblivious.

Indeed. Shall we tell him?

nah.

mom, eh? that must suck. cal I guess also isn't exactly a boss.... she's. like a sister I never had? or more like a sister I actually wanted...

Your so hot, can I take you out on a date?

CUPID!

what? its PLATONIC

....DONT BULLSHIT ME

>:( let me date him!

he doesn't want you!

.....:(((

yeah...cals pretty chill, for like...the death God or whatever she Is...*he finished the joint, grumbling* I hate this form..is that your natural form?

Actually, he is kinda cute... But I think that's just a bit too soon for a date, sunshine.

...

...wow.

she hates being called a god, she's literally just... death. and yeah, this is my natural form, wings and these piece of shit horns included.

EKKK!! HE CALLED ME SUNSHINE!! HEHEHEHHE!! Its OKAYYY...we can always get to know each other..

cupid.

i know...I know.....but he's so finee and he called me sunshine

...you whiny brat-

HEY!

*she shifted, waking up due to the sounds* mm?

ah..makes sense, I like your horns. In my culture they would be considered weak, and baby horns, but for an angel they're cool. or...whatever you even are- I'm a halfborn dragon...demigod.

Let Cupid do their thing...

cupid the god or whatever of love and their banned from loving?? kinda ironic...

Hey! >:( Don't be mean!

...shh. go back to sleep...

....not an angel. i.... I don't know what I am. or what I was supposed to be... Nath looked away, fidgeting with his feathers.

*he was just giggling*

He's cursed, that's why.

yeah, by you-

oh don't be dramatic, I did it to protect you! You need to focus on your tasks.

...whateverrr......ANYWAYS! Jude, tell me about yourself!!!

....*she sighed* your going to get hurt.

*he ignored her*

theres...a new smell..who- *she grumbled, hugging a bit tighter*

well, you're an angel now. You've got the wings, and like...other stuff, so yeah. *he coughed a bit* shit...whatever...Can you fly?

Mmm. What do you want to know, darling?

you. cursed. cupid... why? that seems dumb.

It does...

it's just judas... its alright, you're safe...

yeah. duh... these wings aren't just for looks, idiot. the fuck you mean, 'other stuff'????

E-EVERYTHINGGG eekk...its been awhile since someone called me thattt..

...*she sighed* They're all cursed, since they've all committed crimes.

o-oh..okay..*she closed her eyes again, relaxing*

*he ignored the question* come on, you chill with heights?

does he normally flirt or act like this? *she gestured to Jude*

Everything? Alright then... My favourite colour is yellow, but not like. A bright murder your eyes yellow, but.. Like the muted tones of a sunset... I can play the violin and I have a fondness for birds.

even you? are you cursed?

Really? What curses do you lot have?

dena smiled, gently tugging them closer.

...you're ignoring the question... but yeah, I'm chill with heights.

depends on the being tbh.

Thats SO cool! Yellow's a very cute color! can you play me something? or tell me about birds!!

No. Just them.

...*he hummed* I can tell you cupid's curse...he's always been open...Obsession would kill me if i told you his and mines not important....*they buried her face in Dena's shoulder, smiling at the affection*

I don't ignore questions. *instead of flying, he just climbed up objects until he reached a place with "laggy" doors.* exits. Ready?

...mm...does he just enjoy Cupid's ego boosting..?

Doves are my favourite birds... And I would, but I would need the said instrument... As well as a bow. Hm, what else... I enjoy fencing and reading and I am quite skilled at archery.

Interesting.

....aw.

uh, you just did. He stood up, stretching his wings with a yawn. where we going.

no, he hates it when people do that. side effect from his job I guess.

YOU'RE GOOD WITH A BOW?! Ohh my god-

We're heading back, *he grabbed a horn, dragging the creature through one of the doors and standing next to cupid*....why are you geeking out- oh.

*he stared at Jude* ew.

WHat!! HE'S HANDSOME!

...no.

UGH!!! Y-you smell like weed.

....no I don't *he walked off, still dragging Nath*

...ANYWAYS!! BOW'S ARE SUPER COOL! I CAN SHOOT TOO- I CAN SHOW YOU!!

good...HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?!

...no?

........nath did he smoke.

*he groaned*

I am... Judas blinked and stared at Obsession before shrugging. Anyways, yeah, I would love you to see you shoot.... Bows are indeed very cool.

MY FUCKING HORNS- I'M NOT A FUCKING PET TO DRAG AROUND-

ugh. you smell like shit.

and no, shithead he didn't smoke, it was me. NOW CAN YOU TELL THIS IMBECILE TO LET GO OF ME??

OHHH! I have nothing to really shoot at...mom doesn't like us to play rough.

....IT'S NOT LIKE M-- I- uh..*he let go, hesitating.* uh- yea...yeah. It was him-

...*she quirked a eyebrow* Don't smoke around him...he has a bit of a addiction problem.

no other way for me to cope around this hellhole.

what was that?

..nothing.

*she smiled* good. *and than sat down, watching everyone*

Well, that's a pity, hm? Oh, hold on. Judas leaned forward, gently brushing hair out of Cupids eyes. Hair is covering your pretty eyes.

yeah whatever. Nath scowled and stomped away, rubbing the area around his horns.

Liz floated upside down, face to face with Lust. You're very strict, you know that right....

*he froze, going red...and almost fainting* ohhHHHmysysyyyyy....yourrurgsjhbnauy wowowhahh..

*where nath stepped, a large pink spike appeared, and Obsession had to physically pull him back,*

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM?

...why would I do that? *she smirked, than turned her attention to Liz* I just do what must be done.

AND STABBING SOMEONE IS SOMETHING NEEDED?

Don't be so dramatic.

DRAMATIC?!?! YOU JUST- YOU!

You are! you're overreacting.

YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS!

...s-stop arguing.

NO! YOU'RE DOWNPLAYING IT AGAIN

I would never.

...Oh. Judas caught Cupid when he nearly fell and grinned at him. Falling this early, huh?

...Trying to stab my friend doesn't count as 'doing what needs to be done', you're just doing that because you're selfish.

Nath stared at the spike before slowly turning around. you piece of fucking shit.

...don't do it nath. dena hugged heartbreaker in an attempt to soothe her.

...fuck off. Nath flared his wings and took off flying away.

....Go talk to him, Obsession.

oohhh myy...*he's a mess, giggling and blushing* yyou're nnicee....

...cupid.

...hjsmajkm

....*she sighed, staring at Liz* I am no such thing....

*he grumbled, hesitating before removing his shirt. Two wings, red and shiny, appeared. They were huge. He proceeded to fly after Nath, not saying anything when he was next to him*

why are they always fighting...

...Are you alright, sunshine? Judas brushed his hair out of his eyes. You're a bit red... Not that I'm complaining, red is a good colour on you.

Yes, you are. You're. Selfish. Liz spun again, a single gold feather dropping to the floor.

...i don't know... :(

...go away.

Ohhhssjiasouhjska!! I-I'm finee!!! oohh myyyshs *he covered his face, hands almost trembling*

....*suddenly, a flare of pink surrounded Liz, and she felt needle dig into her skin...but no needle were to be found* I'm really not, darling.

thank y-you..for not being violent..

...*he ignored the horrible attempt to get rid of him* you lied..uh..thanks. You ain't as shitty as I thought you were. *His entire front was scarred, and if Nath could see, his back was worse. Along with almost a...branding, right in the middle of his shoulders.*

Hey, hey, you alright? You're shaking...

Liz squeaked and fell from where she was hovering, nearly crashing into Lust. .....owch.

of course... i would never be violent.

whatever... Nath quickly wiped at his face and turned around. His eyes were slightly red as if he was crying. ....where the fuck is your shirt.

jjsjsusttt swelllll...d-donnttt you worry!!

....*she scoffed, grabbed Liz. The needles stopped* have you learned your lesson?

*she sniffed, hugging even tighter*

*he frowned* can't fly with it on, sorry if the scars disturb you. ..

have you been crying- did she cut you?? I don't think the spike landed...so like..what the fuck??-

...I think i'm going to worry.

... :( Liz hit Lust in the face with her wing.

hey. hey, it's alright.. you're alright...

... Nath looked away and avoided the question.

*he managed to take a few deep breathes, straightening himself up* please do-nt..im okay!!-

...*the wing sudden froze, and than there was a sharp crrrk and it flopped uselessly...she had broken it*

o-oh..your too kind...

answer me! Why are you crying? *he turned Nath towards him, blowing on him..* your not injured! I fixed it!

...Are you sure?

Liz fell again, a low keening wail escaping her lips. Light flickered, forming a weak shield around her.

mhm...

...oh fuc-

LIZ-

Nath pulled away, stumbling back. I-I'm fine- I'm fine, stop. stop, stop yelling, I didn't do it- i- His voice turned ragged and he was talking nonsense now.

y-yeah...I pro- shit. *he frowned, staring at Liz* Should we help-?

...you're pathetic.

i-i'm sorry if i bring your mood down...--

...oh- ...uh- *he grabbed a bottle from his pocket, giving it to Nath* it has calming properties. It uh...was given to me- just drink it- not all of it..just a drop..

*he than backed* if it doesn't work than uh- fuck you.

...No. Liz can handle this... But, we should probably back up.

Liz twitched when Edan and Ziah ran to her, but the shield didn't go down.

:( you don't... i promise...

Nath drank a good third of the bottle before immediately passing out, crumpling to the floor.

...fool.

*He smiled, grabbing Jude's hand and walking to a corner* this far enough?

*she scoffed* I'm no fool. *she was backing, glancing at Cupid*

*they locked eyes, and cupid frowned while she smiled...he quickly looked away*

...idiot- *he scooped Nath up bridal style, fixing his posture before laying in a more comfortable area* ....at least your quiet-

Yeah… Anyways what were we talking about?

Uhm. Yeah you are. Liz dropped from the sky and lands on Lust successfully pinning them down. A shimmering was covering her previously broken wing and the injured ‘Liz’ faded away.

…Ah.

huh???

Nath muttered something before moving around.

Oh! uh....you were just making sure I'm alright-

Cupid.

...welp, time to show how I can shoot?

*she flinged Liz off of her* I kind of like Liz-

Cupid....

...but-

CUPID.

*he hesitated, grumbling, before a bow seemed to form from dust, a arrow aimed for Liz* Do I gotta-

Don't make me repeat myself..

..*he grumbled, lowering his bow* their def-

Cupid, I swear.

....I dont-

IT DOESNT MATTER-

*by this point, Liz probably moved* I'm not shooting someone innocent, if anything I should sh-

*a gun rang, and he gasped as a bullet strikes him In the side*

That was a warning, you can be so kind..

...mhm. *he's grasping the wound, and the bow crumbled into dust.*

*she flinched, tensing*

....why are you mumbling? you're asleep, don't talk! *he flicked their side..*

Honestly, I thought you were a pretty cool person at first... Now? Eh. Liz appeared in front of Lust and poked her, before disappearing again.

Judas immediately crouched, grabbing cupid and pulling him to the side. Oh, fuck...

...Oh, fuck indeed.

... :( fighting is loud....

Nath curled into a ball, his wing hitting Obsession in the face.

...*she scoffed* cupid, are you ready to help yet?

you SHOT me- *he winced, huddling closer to Jude.*

you've been through worse.

I AM NOT SHOOTING WITH A BULLET-

Don't give me attitude-

you fucking SHOT me-

and? its called growth.

.....*he glared* get someone else, jackass.

.....*she scoffed* brat.

HEY- *he was about to bite the wing, but then stopped himself.* idiot...-

loud...make it s-stop...*she sniffed*

I can heal that for you! :D

Judas put one arm around Cupid, glaring at Lust with a frown. Growth?! What 'growth'?!

dena tapped the floor, and a purple shield raised around them, muffling out sound.

nath softly snored, fully asleep.

yeah..p-please...*he blushed a bit, mostly because of Jude's arm.*

To grow as a person! Don't you understand that for my son to blossom he needs to feel a bit of pain.

number one mothering tip! When your kids say no just shoot em, you know...really makes me concerned that you're goddess of LUSt-

and cheating exists-

I personally make sure cheaters are dead early.

......oh-..I didn't...know that.

you don't know a lot.

*she hummed, sniffing* thank...you

*he reached out, petting the wing, before shuffling around in a closet, a small box being pulled out, he stared at it for awhile..* fuck it. *he opened the box, two medium bottles of butterscotch rum sat inside of it* ...five months ain't a lot- *he took a bottle, putting the other back into the closet.*

Warning, this might hurt a bit though...

Honestly, thats kinda hot…

…He sighed.

of course.. :)

nath was just… asleep.