This sure is a collection, but I am not sure what it is

okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there

If a vampire was to ask for my hand in marriage I would simply say yes, RIP to gothic literature heroines but I'm different.

Balmain menswear, fall 2016

Yes please, I want men to dress like they’ve stepped off the set of Star Wars or straight out of the Caucasus!

wardrobe goals

It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably

i’m kinkshaming him anyway

Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

*slides the dj at the club a $5 bill* phantom of the opera overture please

“elon musk’s transphobic tweet was a calculated move to distract from the coup that he’s openly, publicly tweeting about”

buddy, i wouldn’t trust elon musk to calculate the price of a bagel. someone can be both dangerous and stupid

2020 for me has just been "am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism" and I'm really getting tired of it

2020 mood

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

I’m screaming

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

Thinking about......... how Lizzie sees so much of mr Darcy in netherfield and makes judgements on him based on her own perceptions and the influences of other people but it isn’t until he lays his heart and mind bare (his proposal and their argument, his letter explaining wickham and bingley), sees how he keeps his home and property, and how he is with his sister that she sees who he REALLY is, underneath his harsh and awkward exterior, and starts to gain newfound respect and Feelings for him........... jane Austen said love is about knowing the DEPTH of people......... just. Fuck. The mortifying ordeal of it all you know

i wish i was a vanpire so i could say "good evening" LOL

turning and facing the shelves every time somebody walks by me in the grocery store like some kind of edwardian housemaid who’s not supposed to be seen or heard by her ladyship

likes charge, reblogs cast

me: okay, before we go through with this, i just have one question. is the aversion to garlic like, a lactose intolerance thing where you can consume it but you’ll regret it later, or is it more of a severe, potentially lethal allergic reaction kinda sitch?

vampire: *pausing mid-bite* why… does it matter?

me: i’m just not sure if this immortality deal is really worth it if i can never eat garlic again

no but seriously. how much garlic does it take to actually repel a vampire? there are no specific measurements as far as i’m aware, which on the one hand suggests that it’s just any amount at all, but on the other hand it makes vampires look kind of weak and shitty if they can be successfully warded off by a speck of garlic powder in my blood

vampire: now, i know you’re new to this whole vampirism thing, but using that much garlic in your cooking surely can’t agree with you-

me: buddy, i was lactose intolerant before i turned. i’ve suffered worse for less.

angel: aren’t you supposed to be repelled by salt? that must be so painful

demon: i’m already damned to eternal torment in hell, do you really think i’m going to torture myself with bland, unseasoned food as well? no thank you *pops another salt and vinegar chip in their mouth and winces*

faerie: you are aware that iron dampens our magic, right?

other faerie: i will die before i stop eating chocolate and that is a threat

millennial supernatural entities are unstoppable