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every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

it’s just me and hozier‘s entire discography against the world

me, listening to the playlist of music i like that i picked out: oh my god i love this song! oh my god i love this song! oh my god i love this song! oh my god i love this song! oh my god i love this song! oh my god i love this song! oh my god i love this song! oh my g

cuando los bastille dijeron "how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" hablaban de los argentinos

El universo pone todas sus fuerzas en que siempre me toque votar en la mesa más lenta de toda la nación argentina SUFICIENTE QUE VENGOOO todas putas

lo bueno es que milei también tardó en votar 👍

i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind

accidentally clicked out of the text box while creating this meme and made it funnier than anything i was gonna think up

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

absolutely adore how the quintessential 20-something experience of “oh god everyone’s looking at me weird i didn’t sleep well last night i’m going to die i can’t ask for time off because my boss won’t let me— oh my bus is here!” is persevered in dracula. even in the 1800s we were going through it

actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty than to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed.

Ojalá se prendan fuego todos y cada uno de los dólares en este país. Ojalá llegue a vivir para considerarlo una moneda tan olvidada como hablar de un talento o un dracma. Maldigo la faz de Benjamín Franklin, cara chica o cara grande. Deseo un pronto e irrevocable fin al dólar y al imperio que lo avala.

no quiero hablar de elecciones basta de elecciones no me percibo votante

Jamás en mí vida voté. No porque no crea en la democracia, sinó porque no tengo idea de cómo se vota

JAJAJA PERO Y LAS MULTAS???

una vez no voté porque covid pero era una multa de literal 50 pesos

bueno sale faltazo

At all times walking a knife's edge with this one lads.

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

Okay fine it couldn't be done

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

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