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4000cc breast implants :)
I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.
#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals
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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
you come onto my post and be funnier than me
I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.
i will draw the result!!
let me flood this post
you guys know what to do
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[tumblr]™ app icons from 2009 ➜ 2023
may i suggest...............
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you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
#does pretending to use the force to open automatic doors count?#waving your hands at automatic doors like a jedi also counts#<- just saw op’s tag right after I typed mine 😭#jedi are just wizards in space#wizard#wizards#wizard meme#wizard memes#meme#memes#wizardposting#neurodivergent#autism#actually autistic#adhd#actually adhd
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Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond
[ID: a simple animated gif of a wizard floating in circles over a pond. It is captioned “Once I’ve finished pondering my orb, I begin orbiting my pond.” /end ID]
Temporary existential crisis is normal, he’ll get over it soon.
Discarded names:
- Rag
- Thimble
- Spawn (but pronounced “Shaun”)
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Some people make wizardsonas to cope
Wake up babe new Wizard Orb just dropped
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i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]
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<|:) wizard
<\:) the cooler wizard
Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim
I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.