Stronger Than You

reblog for reach

hey. you.

*Knock knock*

"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"

*opens door*

"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"

@theladypirate I am fascinated by the interpretation of "life sized" as meaning not "the size it would be in real life" (so, the size of a real vanilla extract bottle) but instead presumably "as big as a real human guy"

Idk why you wouldn't think that tbh

As the person who made the post I can confirm that when I was making it I intended it to mean like a person sized bottle of vanilla extract. I guess I used the wrong phrase though based on a lot of people's reaction?

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever

Look, I wasn’t into eeby deeby OR the plinko horse OR blorbo. It was a rough month. But that’s the price you pay for getting fresh local memes delivered to your door within hours of having been harvested. Not everything can be in season all the time; sometimes you just gotta add some flavoring to the current meme, and know that it’ll be Cask of Amontillado season soon

Some flavouring, you say?

Perhaps some extract of a certain variety?… nay, I shan’t say it

You have a cask of vanilla extract in your basement???

I love it when people unify for the silliest of things

Birth of v

donot be goofy!

YOU PUT THAT BACK IN THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

go go go fight fight fight