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GET OUTTA HERE RONALD
text: Do not perceive me, you fucking clown
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fun little extra that I wrote on stream, lil bit of minimum in cursive, italic, and a gothic textura
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okay so i went to go looking for a clean scan in order to get prints ordered today and pick them up either late today or early tomorrow but it SEEMS that i never scanned the original
so here's a recreation of the design
I have a 7pm to close that I gotta be working today, so with any luck, I'll have the energy to scan and clean it after work, order prints, pass out, and pick them up tomorrow
when making designs for prints, I don't apply metallics until after theyre printed, which is why the distinctive silver isn't here on the drop cap
this was originally a post on tumblr. as usual, I have the OP's paypal so they may receive their cut of print sales
in any case, the listing should be up and ready to go within a few days!
OKOKAY HERE WE GO!!!!!!
but for now you can totally order them!
original OP of this print is @asimovsideburns, who gets a sales cut of the print sales. also if they would like one for free they need only contact me about it.
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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
bells. i meant bells
don’t do this to me
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okay here are the cards folks have bought during stream today! IDs are in the pics, they've been bought, in order, by:
@homopopsie @abowlofcurry @ghostchilismoothie @toasterstrooder @otterlycraften @schnappyfilms @justbreeyourself @kejokaya @ladytemeraire @chaos-connie @lastoneout @insanepixels @ozziescribbler @jackthebard
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"so what is it like to have mia as a roommate"
well
look idk what to tell you its the cheese dagger. here it is in the dishrack
and sheathed on the underside of one of the shelves in my room
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yo who left me unattended in the ink aisle today????
i need to make swatches someone yell at me if i dont get that done by 5 today
Mia your swatches
zzzzzzzzzz
YOUR SWATCHES!!!
SHIT SHIT IM AWAKE IM AWAKE
(i legitimately took a random ass 2 hour nap as soon as i posted that reblog)
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mean to me
Nah, cause you DO have a point
And this is when my handwriting is actually halfway legible
And this is when my
handwriting is actually
halfway legible
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Haiku bot
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I knew I had an extra frame somewhere. Didn't realize how perfect it would fit.
OH HELL YEA THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING HELLA SWEET FRAME
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yall dont know this so i need to inform yall that I’m being commissioned for a frankly wild budget for just the word penis and im so many hours deep into this thing and i think I’ve gone a touch mental and a definite amount of blasphemous with this thing I’ll post an update with a picture when i have the lineart done
“So many hours deep” is a phrase that the 12 year old in me is really keeping a straight face about let me tell you
bro that was on purpose I’ve crammed just a wild fucken amount of dick jokes into this thing, alas the bird ended up looking more phoenix than rooster but what are ya gonna do, here’s the lines
its 4am so i need to pass out but colors are going on this thing tomorrow
An ancient wizard leads his young apprentice to the very back of his tower’s library. While stroking his long grey beard, he pulls a roll of paper from a lock box.
“This, young mage, is the most mysterious scroll any magic user has ever come across. It was summoned to this land from another plane of existence, for centuries we have been trying to decipher its meaning…”
The apprentice carefully unrolls the ancient scroll, marveling at its beauty and ornate design.
“…This just says “penis”…“
“NO! It says sᴉuǝd! It’s an ancient word from a long forgotten language that we are yet to decipher! Just for that you’ll be scrubbing every single cauldron till they’re spotless!”
listen im fucken dying laughing at the imagery of this
So I have an update. I got permission from the commissioner to scan through the piece and do it up as a print design, so that’ll be ready in a week or so.
Second, here’s the piece completed.
thoughts?
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working on the print designs, am tired, just realized
the “I lived Bitch” print
I’ve GOT to include mushrooms in the illustrated flower decorations, haven’t I?
okay, amanita, foxglove, hemlock, bittersweet and deadly nightshades… this is gonna be an excellent bouquet!
oh, btw did yall want a sneak peak at the POGCHAMP poster? It isn’t quite done, bc I do the scans without applying the metallics (gold is done on every digital print, it’s easier if the posters don’t have any ink on them)
okay so here are the current wips
For the Gamer in your life (the gold will come on when the print’s scanned thru):
for the tenacious bitch in your life (still working on it flowers are difficult):
I’m also going to work on a design for my coelocanth post and also do a redux of the ‘in my house, it’s always the sour hour’ piece by popular demand.
But all of these are going to be available as poster sales when we hit November and the monthlong holiday sale starts (hopefully)
2/4 complete!
¾ complete! and since this is the third iteration of my coelocanth, I thought the print should look a lil. funkier.
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it’s not for sale but I’ve lost myself to the cross stitch hyperfocus rn and im like 70% complete a piece that says “this is a scurvy free household”
@100blueberries oshit wait i got the link to the pattern my friend @sphinxofgrease sent it to me a while back
AND LO IT IS DONE
actually i have a question for yall. I took it out of circulation a while ago, but if yall are still interested, would yall want me to rerelease an updated and prettier version of the old Sour Hour print?
it’d still cost the same about of money (around 12 bucks canadian) I’d just make it look nicer than it used to with a funkier border
this is the old print btw
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YEEHAW my commission from @theshitpostcalligrapher is here!!!!!! Now it’s the SOUP! MARIO kitchen
WOOOOO SOUP! MARIO!
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Non-Shitpost Prints n Merch
Because i have the short term memory of a heavily concussed crawfish i’ve completely neglected to make the non-shitpost print gallery post to promo the store i’ve been meaning to for like, years. As per usual, all gold on every digital print is inked by hand.
Theres only a few of em but:
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I was bored
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yeet indeed
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