Stronger Than You

Jameson orders Parker to get him pictures of "that upstart menace wannabe, 'Deadpool.'"

it’s the first peter’s heard about him actually, jameson throws peter a pitifully small file with a grainy picture of what looks like an incredibly buff spiderman with a sword, peter immediately hates the guy

the feeling’s only reinforced when he has to stay up way too late wandering around dark alleys just to run into deadpool and not be able to take any pictures, he’s freakishly good at avoiding peter’s camera, and he’s not looking forward to jj yelling at him again for not getting anything good enough to print

so peter gets really fed up and he starts staking out deadpool, following him where he can, he’s totally hit stalker status when wade realizes he’s being followed and immediately tries to kill peter, because he’s deadpool and he doesn’t get benign stalkers

so peter’s running for his life through the streets of nyc at night, desperately trying to not use his powers or break his very fucking expensive camera, and when wade finally corners peter, he’s actually pretty damn confused, because dude looks like a kid, no guns, no gear, no nothing

so asks peter who he is, and peter pulls out his daily bugle badge, and wade actually starts laughing, because he’s never been hounded by reporters before, he’s pretty forgiving about the whole thing, all things considered, and sends peter on his way with some very…. interesting pictures, peter wasn’t sure if giving jj pictures of wade doing the single ladies dance was better or worse than nothing