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Stronger Than You

@the-beacons-of-minas-tirith

Lauren • She/Her • Autistic & ADHD
Bi & Ace Spectrums • INFP
Intersectional Feminist
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Perpetual Oddball of Sarcasm and Misery with a Reading List of Cosmic Proportions
I’m a fan of Saga, The Walking Dead, The Hunger Games, The Lunar Chronicles, Outlander, Timeless, Game of Thrones (sometimes), Twilight (occasionally), Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend Of Korra, and a bunch of other stuff. Carrie White and Bree Tanner deserved better.
Currently reading: Voyager by Diana Gabaldon
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Every community is welcome, but I won’t tolerate intolerance. Black Lives Matter, Queer Lives Matter, & Black Queer Lives Matter. Free Palestine. I Stand With Ukraine. (MAPs, TERFs/radfems and other bigots can screw off thanks!) Blank blogs get blocked.
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Mr. Krabs sold the Krusty Krab to make NFTs.

I could see this being an actual plot line where, along with his usual grill duties, spongebob is made to be an artist by “drawing the food while you cook it, boy” as krabs would put it. Throughout the episode, squidward would get angry that people want pictures of the food they’re eating rather then his “art”. It would all come to a close when plankton ends up tricking Mr. Krabs into releasing an NFT of the secret formula. Krabs would flood the market with them, and since NFTs are, by definition, non-fungible. Plankton is left to sift through various formula NFTs all while their value plummets.

Amazing notes on this one

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I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

Do people keep decorative containers for their toothpaste? That bucket looks like it would be clonky to keep on a counter.

I'm Croatian and I've never seen this in my life...

I was trying to figure out if this really is a thing. All I could find when searching for bulk toothpaste was this. Apparently some people buy it to reduce waste. No idea where to find it, but it looks like some places offer it with a pump. 😆

I love this, wish we got the pumps in Croatia instead of just regular buckets

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not a dream

Speaking of mortifying experiences, boy do I got a story for y’all.

In seventh grade, I went to my first sleepover ever. It was at my close friend’s place, and there were eight of us girls in total, and we were all alone. We weren’t doing anything special, just like, watching a movie, doing each other’s makeup and so on. It was fun and it was chill, since our break just started so we could relax and unwind for a day or two (like all 12-13 year old kids would do).

It was getting late at night, and I got sleepy, so I went to bed first. I don’t know what happened next, but when I woke up in the morning, the friend whose house we were at was searching for her toothbrush. She couldn’t find it, but she brushed it off because it wouldn’t be the first time she misplaced something while dead tired, and said she’d probably find it no problem once we all went home.

In the evening, I get a call on my cell and it’s her. She tells me she still can’t find her toothbrush, her deodorant is missing as well and the tiny window in her bathroom is broken too. I’m confused, so is she. She knows I went to bed first, and she fell asleep after two other girls, so she knows for sure which four people couldn’t have done it. That leaves four suspects for this unusual crime.

All four of us were confused about what could’ve happened. We tried to investigate it on our own, gathering clues and such and then trying to decide among ourselves who the most likely culprit was. There were two girls who could’ve gone to the bathroom last, but we couldn’t find out which one was behind it. We never got to the bottom of it.

Fast forward to the last day of elementary school and my friend receives an anonymous printed letter, in which someone confesses to what they’ve done that night. She finds me and shows it to me, crying from laughter.

Guess what? Someone clogged the toilet that night, couldn’t find anything else to unclog it with so they used my friend’s toothbrush to do so. They broke the window trying to force it open to get rid of the smell, and since it wouldn’t open more than a few centimeters, used a whole can of deodorant to try to mask it. It sort of worked, cause none of us even considered that something like that happened, but it leaves me wondering what she did with the “evidence”.

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