throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

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The tiger

He destroyed his cage

Yes

YES

The tiger is out

Originally published in “They’re Singing a Song in Their Rocket” ❤️✨️

A rare nintendo w

Attacka

world heritage post

Oh good glad to hear

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

World Heritage Post

Two time award winning post

Bisexual heritage post

Wait hold on everyone, this is more important than the other awards

Did you know that Rosalina is 7ft tall? 👀 Daisy doesn't stand a chance!

anarkee as princess peach

SAND SPIRAL GALAXY

this has always been my favorite stage from mario galaxy ✨ something about the little moon at the center of the rotating rocks always looked surreal to me, and bouncing around with the invincibility power up feels great ⚡i really enjoyed painting this 😊

🌈 find my art on instagram, twitter, inprnt, twitch: @jakeromanoart 

We did it lads, we somehow made this trend!

Reblog to scare Chris Pratt

It’s hard to separate my dislike for Pratt in general; but I think my main problem is that with the two lines we got for Mario…

It was nothing.

It wasn’t a bad voice or anything, nothing like that at all. 

As it was just Pratt’s voice. That’s it.

All I could think when I heard it was – oh right, HE’S playing Mario.

Everything else in the trailer looked amazing.

I loved the humor – Bowser, the penguins, and Toad all made me laugh and smile.

It looks stunning. 

I like the specific cartoon style they went for, especially for the character designs. Bowser looks intimidating, but the overall cute vibe to the animation still makes him a great design for a plushy (which is smart marketing).

Also, I loved how molten lava/fire looked at the beginning.

The lands and different castles looked super cool. I love how the mushroom kingdom looked and Bowser’s flying molten castle.

Everything in this trailer was just A+

And then I heard Mario, and it kind of tainted everything for me. 

I am trying to separate the guy from the role…I honestly am.

But it’s hard, largely because HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIMSELF!!!!

Patron saint of “every voice in cartoons ever” has the most simple and honest opinion I’ve ever seen

Oh she is just absolutely going off. What a queen.

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