so we don't have AC at work, just these huge ceiling fans all over the place. and i remember the first few weeks i was there i'd look up at them and be like. damn, those are some big ass fans. and then one day i looked up at one that wasn't moving and. you'll never guess what they're called
Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.
Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)
socks used to cheat on civil service exams, Qing Dynasty China
i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog
... You... You think you can outrun a horse?
in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio
Back when you were around in the 1930s?
yeah back in the 1930s
You can smoke pretzel sticks. You won’t get high or anything, but you’ll get a lot of phone numbers from beautiful women.
i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i'm put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months
yeah
generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes
@funnier-as-a-system yeah my bad
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I will never be free of this post
my mom has fallen for moo deng
moo deng collects another victim
I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
English added by me :)
Hollywood WISHES it could create this much narrative tension.
This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with
[lmao @sweetenby]
You're telling me an Ocean Eleven'd this casino?
girl you've been running through my mind all day
not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.
id like to put my 22 year old brain in my 16 year old body so she doesnt have to go through all that
