Stronger Than You

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

The spirit of the show really does live on

I collected a bunch of "haha I don't have 2020 vision" "oh God not like that" posts

pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

The trigger discipline is what makes this for me

@queer-riot-dragon

This is another meme I would love to show to someone from exactly one year ago and see what they think is going on in

I collected a bunch of "haha I don't have 2020 vision" "oh God not like that" posts

How painfully hilarious XD

And so the saga continues from this post in January 2017

2020 got no weekends ..everyday just everyday

2020 calendar so far..

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).

One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.

Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.

Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”

just spent a few dollars on a plague masque pattern, let’s see if i have enough leftover leather to make one proper 

turns out i did! even have a bit of scrap left over, if i can figure out what to do with it i might sell some smaller leather items on the store 

I got the pattern from here btw, the artist only charged eight bucks

update: holes all punched, sewing commencing 

guess who stayed up all night again!!!! : ) 

Oooooo where did u get the glass? It’s so pretty :o

I have a box of miscellaneous cheap sunglasses i’ve picked up over the years so I just clipped the frames and scavenged the lenses out of this pair of reflective ones 

Reblogging for plague mask pattern (alas I don’t have any stiff leather)

I would totally wear this with my vintage 50s dresses and recreate the “sexy plague mask” art that’s going around right now if I had any materials and or sewing skills haha

well it’s not my goth 50s cocktail dress (I’ll do another shoot with that one i think) but I’ve done a test shoot of the first outfit! What do you think, Joy?

Gloves. You need gloves.

oh i have leather gloves! i just couldn’t wear em for this because i needed to take the picture. also in other news my parents have kindly dropped off some supplies to my hobbit hole (food, etc) which means they had a chance to also drop off my pokin’ staff 

i bought it at last year’s pirate fest because I’d sprained my ankle in the parking lot on the morning of day two. 

Bard: Garden Party Edition

Rogue: Are you sick of this stairwell yet? well so am I

My dear friend sent this to me I’m screaming y’all.

this quarantine, we’re bringing tumblr back! I’ve tried the other social media platforms, and I hate them! they make me use my real name! they’re always trying to sell me things! here, the mean users are random antis or racist bone thieves. on twitter, it’s the actual president of the united states. don’t you miss reading 1800 word rants about the way two characters looked at each other in a three second scene? wouldn’t you rather be looking at a gifset of katara right now? fuck instagram. I’m crawling back to my hovel.