The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Letterboxd Reviews + SamBucky
Sam and Bucky’s relationship is one of those ‘Only I get to trash talk about him’ kind of relationships. Sam calls Bucky a greasy haired douche bag every morning and Bucky once forced Sam to sit through a half hour slideshow of ‘why the Winter Soldier is better than the Falcon’. But once a reporter said that Bucky was a danger on the team and Sam threw a brick at him.
Once, a man said falcon was a useless addition to the Avengers. Steve wasnt even upset when he walked into the police precinct to bail Bucky out.
The Big Three. Androids, aliens and wizards. Everytime we fight, we fight one of the “Three”.
Here it is: Steve Rogers did come back from the past and him growing old and dying is just a cover up from the government bc in reality he retired and got married to bucky and Sam. The only reason the other two are still active are to help train the new guy and bc bucky feels he needs to make up for all the people he's hurt and Sam doesn't want his husband hurt so he tags along for both his and steve's sanity
THERE it is ... reality can be whatever i want
When they announced the new Captain America and that random white dude came out:
no but it would've been absolutely hilarious if sam had just picked up bucky and flew away
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
Oh god oh god oh god oh god OH GOD
#anidala walked so #sambucky could run
the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from bucky’s phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude
this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like he’s about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.
Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’
and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based. “Oh FUCK we gotta GO!”
Jake Thehenchman: Wait is it just me... or is that the winter soldier
Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I'm being catfished?
Jake: Do a reverse google image search
Greg: ...I'm not finding it
Jake: Wait
Greg: Wait.
Jake: Is that his actual profile?!
Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!
Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.
Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier
Jake: Yeah.
Greg: Crazy.
Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.
Greg: I'll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away--
Jake:
Greg:
Greg & Jake: SHIT!!!!!!
“On your left.”
Steve “I invaded Germany in a USA costume with zero plan” Rogers:
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