Wanna hear a shitty movie idea?

It’s a crime/comedy movie about two rivaling crime robbing syndicates trying to beat each other to the same deals. Pretty generic, right?

The twist is that they don’t really know anyone on the other side of the war and one day, the top agents go to steal the prize jewel, run into each other and end in a fight that results in their masks being taken off.

Turns out, the two groups are clones of each other and all the main ones are played by actors that are always confused because they look so similar.

Tom Hardy and Logan Marshal Green

Jeffery Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem

Amy Adams and Isla Fisher

Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman

The teams even have their own janitors/voice of reason!

Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran

And, of course, the leader of both gangs and eventual main villain are Elijah Woods and Daniel Radcliffe.

Someone tell Dan and Elijah. These assholes are the kind of tiny men who would make it happen and we all know it.

Me when my favorite artist uploads art

@a-rae-of-sunshine

@glenny-boy

They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh

My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot. It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?

From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.

Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?

Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.

The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.

I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates

*slamming fists on the table*

LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES

I’m HOLLERING

idc how it gets done but we’re one Kamala Khan short of a Young Avengers lineup for the MCU

the knowledge that gay-coding villains is homophobic vs the reality of my gay ass absolutely enjoying the hell out of it: fight

Concept: start off with gay-coded villain. Villain gets redemption arc that involves the villain and the same-gendered hero falling in love to take down the ultimate evil.

@wonderhawk YES YES GOOD